Category: Babylon Bee

    NEW YORK, NY — As part of a change in immigration policy designed to limit the incoming of foreign…

    DALLAS, TX — The children’s pastor of Flame Passion Born Again Friends Fellowship Church caught the community’s attention after…

    NEW YORK, NY — Political commentator Megyn Kelly quietly tossed her pager in the trash this week in what…

    SEATTLE — Jenny McCoy, a local bookstore clerk with deep anxiety over climate change, reportedly transferred so much of…

    WOODSTOCK, ME — On a mission to set right the great wrongs perpetrated upon the world during World War…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After 232 years of continuous production, the final U.S. penny was minted in Philadelphia on Wednesday.…

    PALO ALTO, CA — A recent survey conducted by an advanced digital algorithm conclusively determined that the most oppressed…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Senate approving a new funding bill and sending it across the hall for a…

    U.S. — Longtime UFC commentator Joe Rogan has officially signed a contract with Spirit Airlines to cover mid-air fights.…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bit of uplifting news today, a group of senile senior citizens in the D.C.…