Category: Babylon Bee

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — For the second time in American history, Democrats are threatening civil war if Republicans do not…

    With the announcement that he is withdrawing from the Minnesota governor’s race, Tim Walz is on the hunt for…

    DANSVILLE, NY — The Rodgers family reportedly recruited a social worker to help moderate what turned out to be…

    U.S. — The 2028 presidential race took a surprising turn this week following the events that took place in…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced that job creation in December blew past expectations, with over one million…

    LITTLE ROCK, AR — Local dad Matt Carver has found his commitment to doing “Dry January” severely tested by…

    NUUK — Greenland has descended into panic after U.S. Secretary of State was photographed donning a heavy parka.   NUUK…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the fallout of recent events, witnesses on Capitol Hill reported seeing one Libertarian politician Googling…

    WILMINGTON, DE — With the successful military operation to topple the authoritarian Venezuelan government, former President Joe Biden was…

    U.S. — Experts are now recommending parents limit their children to just four hours of brain-rotting slop each day…