Performance Of ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ Interrupted After Gollum Jumps On Stage
NEW YORK CITY — A Broadway production of Jesus Christ Superstar was interrupted today after the creature known as Gollum…
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Historians Uncover Hitler Jeans Ad From 1942
BERLIN — Historians have uncovered a blue jeans ad featuring Adolf Hitler from 1942. Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…
Pelosi Vehemently Denies Insider Trading, Says Her Husband Takes Care Of All That
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heated exchange with CNN’s Jake Tapper, Representative Nancy Pelosi adamantly denied engaging in insider trading,…
Congress Postpones Ghislaine Maxwell’s Testimony Until After Her Death
WASHINGTON, D.C. — People hoping to learn any potentially new details from Jeffrey Epstein’s closest associate were disappointed, as news…
Doctor Strange Reveals That Across 14 Million Universes, Colbert’s Show Bombs In Every Single One
SANCTUM SANCTORUM — Doctor Stephen Strange has made known the startling revelation that across 14 million universes, The Late Show…
10 Improvements Trump Is Making To The White House
The addition of a 90,000 square-foot White House State Ballroom marks the first significant expansion to the White House in…
CLICK HERE For An Updated Number Of Corrupt Government Officials Who Have Been Arrested For The Russia Collusion Hoax
We keep this counter updated with every arrest! Check in often to see the latest number! Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn…
Awkward: Obama, Hillary Hire Same Hitman To Kill Each Other
U.S. — In an awkward turn of events, former President Barack Obama and former presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton reportedly hired…
Women’s Parallel Parking Added To 2028 Olympics
LAUSANNE — The upcoming 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles promised to be the most exciting ever with the inclusion of…
Democrats Announce 2028 Campaign Slogan: ‘We Hate Capitalism, Hot Chicks, And The Jews’
U.S. — As preparations geared up for the 2028 presidential election, the Democratic Party unveiled its new campaign slogan of…