Category: Babylon Bee

    CARACAS — In a classic Trump move, the President ordered the Delta Force operators who captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolas…

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — According to sources, Congresswoman Ilhan Omar gently broke the news to her brother, Ahmed Nur Said…

    SALEM, OR — Once again, a perfect day has been ruined by the existence of people.   SALEM, OR —…

    Before you sign your kids up for a daycare in Minnesota, it’s always important to first check if it’s…

    U.S. — One young student athlete’s years of hard work were finally set to pay off, as a college…

    It’s the end of December, which means people all over the world are making their lists of New Year’s…

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Local factory worker Hector Flintstock has been working hard, following the law, saving money, and paying…

    HAMPTON, NH — As millions resolve to briefly get back in shape, Planet Fitness announced a convenient new two-week…

    SARATOGA SPRINGS, UT — Local wife Brittany Spencer was reportedly seen starting her Christmas planning for next year on…

    ST. PAUL, MN — In response to growing allegations of fraud tied to Minnesota’s Somali community, Governor Tim Walz…