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Joe Biden: In Memoriam [Do Not Post Until Biden Dies]
Babylon Bee

Joe Biden: In Memoriam [Do Not Post Until Biden Dies]

FinnMay 28, 2025

The Babylon Bee was saddened to learn of the passing of former President Joe Biden. [Note: Make sure this does…

Theology Update: Bible Scholars Now Believe The ‘P’ in ‘Psalms’ Not Supposed To Be Silent
Babylon Bee

Theology Update: Bible Scholars Now Believe The ‘P’ in ‘Psalms’ Not Supposed To Be Silent

FinnMay 27, 2025

CAMBRIDGE — A new theological discovery shook up modern Christianity this week, as Bible scholars revealed evidence that led them…

Man Honors Fallen Soldiers By Purchasing Refrigerator At Incredible Discount
Babylon Bee

Man Honors Fallen Soldiers By Purchasing Refrigerator At Incredible Discount

FinnMay 26, 2025

DALLAS, TX — Local man Jim Reese honored the fallen this Memorial Day by purchasing a Whirlpool refrigerator at an…

Nicolas Cage Launches New Streaming Service Nicolas Cage+ That Has Nothing But Nicolas Cage Movies
Babylon Bee

Nicolas Cage Launches New Streaming Service Nicolas Cage+ That Has Nothing But Nicolas Cage Movies

FinnMay 25, 2025

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Nicolas Cage announced this week that he will be starting his own streaming service called Nicolas Cage+,…

Trump Demands To See Bruce Springsteen’s Birth Certificate To Prove He Was Born In The U.S.A.
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Trump Demands To See Bruce Springsteen’s Birth Certificate To Prove He Was Born In The U.S.A.

FinnMay 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to years of sharp criticism from the legendary music icon, President Donald Trump demanded to…

Christian Nationalist Asks St. Peter To Direct Him To ‘Whites-Only’ Section Of Heaven
Babylon Bee

Christian Nationalist Asks St. Peter To Direct Him To ‘Whites-Only’ Section Of Heaven

FinnMay 22, 2025

PEARLY GATES — According to Heavenly sources, Saint Peter had an unexpected run-in this week with a self-proclaimed Christian nationalist,…

New Streaming Service For Church Of Christ Members Filters Out All Musical Instruments
Babylon Bee

New Streaming Service For Church Of Christ Members Filters Out All Musical Instruments

FinnMay 22, 2025

MERIDIAN, MI — A new streaming service designed for the more conservative and legalistic members of the Churches of Christ…

No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips
Babylon Bee

No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips

FinnMay 21, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — IN a rare display of full bipartisan support, President Donald Trump’s “No Tax On Tips” bill passed…

10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.
Babylon Bee

10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.

FinnMay 19, 2025

As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will…

Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
Babylon Bee

Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

FinnMay 18, 2025

OSLO — The world-altering genius of one man was unanimously recognized on the global stage this week with the highest…

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