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The Babylon Bee Announces Its ‘Persons Of The Year’ Awards For 2025

FinnDecember 28, 2025

    As we close out 2025, the time has come to announce the greatest of all awards, that prize far…

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The Babylon Bee Would Like To Inform Tim Walz We Are Now A Functioning Daycare In Minnesota

FinnDecember 28, 2025

    We at The Babylon Bee would like to let Governor Tim Walz know that we are now a fully…

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Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas

FinnDecember 27, 2025

    NIGERIA — President Trump has given dozens of ISIS terrorists the gift of getting to meet Allah for Christmas.…

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Person Who Apparently Hates You Got Your Kid A Recorder

FinnDecember 26, 2025

    SAN CARLOS, CA — A person who apparently hates you got your kid a recorder for Christmas.   SAN CARLOS,…

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Uh Oh: Wife Actually DID Want Something For Christmas

FinnDecember 26, 2025

    U.S. — What had been a joyous holiday threatened to be thrown into panic, as urgent reports began trickling…

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Oh No! Russian Forces Invade Alaska While NORAD Distracted Tracking Santa

FinnDecember 24, 2025

    ANCHORAGE, AK — A military spokesman confirmed Wednesday that Russian forces launched a successful sneak attack on Alaska while…

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‘Do You Think This Is Him?’ Asks Shepherd Pointing To Baby With Glowing Halo

FinnDecember 24, 2025

    BETHLEHEM — Shepherds began to believe they may have found the Christ child after discovering a baby with a…

Babylon Bee

Scandal Rocks CBS News As Bari Weiss Asks Journalists To Do Journalism

FinnDecember 24, 2025

    U.S. — CBS News has descended into turmoil after new Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss asked the journalists employed there to…

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Dad Lives 7 Entire Lifetimes Before Rest Of Family Wakes Up

FinnDecember 23, 2025

    SPEARVILLE, KS — By the time his family woke up Tuesday morning, it had become clear to everyone that…

Babylon Bee

Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship

FinnDecember 23, 2025

    President Trump announced an exciting new Trump-class battleship that will be the largest, fastest, and most powerful battleship fleet…

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