Mayor McCheese Reelected For 60th Straight Term
MCDONALDLAND — Beloved politician and civil servant Mayor McCheese has won reelection as Mayor of McDonaldland for an astounding…
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Mamdani Moves Mayor’s Office Under Children’s Hospital
NEW YORK CITY, NY — In his first official act as mayor-elect, Zohran Mamdani moved the mayor’s office under…
Man’s Depression Once Again Cured By Watching Sam’s Speech From ‘The Two Towers’
PINE BLUFF, AR — In what psychiatrists said can only be described as a true miracle, a man’s depression…
Jay Jones’ Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone’s Children
RICHMOND, VA — As part of his staff’s afterparty after winning election as Virginia’s next Attorney General, Jay Jones’s…
Zohran Mamdani Horrified To Discover He Now Has A Job
NEW YORK, NY — In the wake of his overwhelming election win that signalled a dramatic political shift in…
‘Surgery Was The Right Call,’ Says Doctor While Handing You A Bill For $450,000
U.S. — You can rest assured that the decision you made was the correct one, as the doctor who…
Death Of Awkward Conversation Marked By Simultaneous Drink Sipping
VISALIA, CA — According to sources, an awkward conversation spiraled toward its inevitable end Tuesday, marked by simultaneous drink…
Mamdani Announces Plan To Blame Racism After His Policies Fail
NEW YORK, NY — As residents of the Big Apple made their way to the polls today, New York…
Tragic: Dick Cheney Dies Before Getting To See World War III
U.S. — The nation is mourning the death of former Vice President Dick Cheney, who has tragically passed away…
SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food
U.S. — With SNAP funding temporarily blocked, beneficiaries of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are reportedly wishing there were…