Parents Worried Non-Violent Video Games Turning Kids Into Sissies
U.S. — The results of a new study on violent video games appear to show that parents are concerned that…
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Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating The Only Artist Who Can Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show Is Creed
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America took yet another step away from destructive progressive policies and toward a new Golden Age today,…
UK Police Still Searching For Motive Of Terrorist Named ‘Jihad Jewkiller’
MANCHESTER, U.K. — Police in Great Britain are working to determine the motive of a man named Jihad Jewkiller who…
ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports, Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA
BRISTOL, CT — ESPN will bring its 45 years of sports coverage to a close as it shifts to exclusively…
Conservative Family Cancels Netflix Account Forever For The Fifth Time
TULSA, OK — One local Conservative family announced this week that they would absolutely be canceling their Netflix account forever…
Pope Condemns God For Instituting The Death Penalty
VATICAN CITY — The supreme pontiff of the Catholic Church issued a sharp criticism of the Almighty Creator of the…
Man Learns He Failed As A Father As Son Says He’s Rooting For The Yankees
BLUE SPRINGS, MO — A local man was confronted with the unpleasant reality that he had failed miserably as a…
Hamas Rejects Deal To End Genocide After Learning It Would Require Them To Stop Killing Jews
GAZA — Despite early reports that the Palestinian terrorist organization was open to accepting the terms of President Donald Trump’s…
Sad: Man Could Have Been Profoundly Moved By Classic Piece Of Literature If It Had Only Contained A Character Of His Exact Race, Sex, And Socio-Economic Class
COLUMBUS, OH — Sources close to local man Jevon Willis say that the 28-year-old was tragically deprived of the opportunity…
Nation Not Really Clear Why Comey Being Indicted But Pretty Sure He Deserves It
U.S. — Americans were not quite sure what former FBI Director James Comey had been indicted for, but they felt…