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The Resistance Upset As Government Gets Smaller
Babylon Bee

The Resistance Upset As Government Gets Smaller

FinnJuly 16, 2025

U.S. — The winds of change in America were met with a new obstacle today, as self-professed members of the…

Biden’s Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions
Babylon Bee

Biden’s Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions

FinnJuly 15, 2025

WASHINTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden’s teleprompter cleared up some recent controversy in a statement it released Monday, stating…

150-Pound Jabba The Hut Denies Using Ozempic
Babylon Bee

150-Pound Jabba The Hut Denies Using Ozempic

FinnJuly 14, 2025

TATOOINE — Despite rumors circulating that the infamous gangster had transformed his look with the help of the trendy weight-loss…

Iran Posts Image Showcasing Its Clean, Peaceful Nuclear Energy Program
Babylon Bee

Iran Posts Image Showcasing Its Clean, Peaceful Nuclear Energy Program

FinnJuly 12, 2025

TEHRAN – The Iranian government posted an image to social media this afternoon to showcase its clean, peaceful nuclear program.…

Progress: A.I. Now Only Racist Against Italians
Babylon Bee

Progress: A.I. Now Only Racist Against Italians

FinnJuly 11, 2025

SUNNYVALE, CA — In a clear sign of progress, developers confirmed that A.I. was now only racist against Italians.   Read…

Pam Bondi Confirms Greedo Shot First
Babylon Bee

Pam Bondi Confirms Greedo Shot First

FinnJuly 10, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following an extensive investigation, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi held a press conference to announce that the…

Former White House Doctor Denies Ever Knowing A ‘Joe Biden’
Babylon Bee

Former White House Doctor Denies Ever Knowing A ‘Joe Biden’

FinnJuly 9, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former White House Physician Dr. Kevin O’Connor, who served from 2020-2024, testified this morning that he has…

TSA Announces Passengers No Longer Have To Remove Their Shoes Before Being Fondled
Babylon Bee

TSA Announces Passengers No Longer Have To Remove Their Shoes Before Being Fondled

FinnJuly 9, 2025

SPRINGFIELD, VA — The Transport Security Agency has officially announced that passengers will no longer have to remove their shoes…

Furious Newsom Says He Won’t Stand Silently By While Trump Fixes California
Babylon Bee

Furious Newsom Says He Won’t Stand Silently By While Trump Fixes California

FinnJuly 8, 2025

SACRAMENTO, CA — As the federal government takes steps to attempt to solve a myriad of problems facing the Golden…

‘That’s Neat Buddy,’ Says Dad Understanding Nothing Of What His Kid Just Told Him About Roblox
Babylon Bee

‘That’s Neat Buddy,’ Says Dad Understanding Nothing Of What His Kid Just Told Him About Roblox

FinnJuly 6, 2025

Local dad Sam Moore offered his son several vague affirmations this morning, understanding absolutely nothing of what he was being…

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