Category: Babylon Bee

STOCKTON, CA — According to sources, local wife Sue Page is beginning to suspect that her husband’s thoughtful and relevant…

SEATTLE — Women across the country have been shocked to learn that mifepristone and misoprostol, pills designed to murder babies…

VATICAN CITY — With no pope to oversee them, the College of Cardinals has been staying up every night playing…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional leaders held a solemn ceremony in the nation’s capital today, as Democratic senators arrived at the…

U.S. — Members of the judiciary were revealed to be sporting a new look, as President Donald Trump issued new…

REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Former President Joe Biden was placed under arrest today for harboring just over eleven million illegal…

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VATICAN CITY — In a stirring tribute to Pope Francis, President Donald Trump took to the microphone during the pontiff’s…

GREEN BAY, WI — After free falling out of the first two rounds, Shedeur Sanders finally heard his name called…

MILWAUKEE, WI — While being questioned by authorities following her arrest, FBI agents discovered 17 more illegal aliens hiding in…