Actual Nazi Struggling To Stand Out Now That Everyone Is A Nazi
HAYDEN, ID — With the Left accusing more people of being Nazis than ever before, local Nazi Chuck Pohlhaus is…
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Cory Booker Hosts 24-Hour PSA On The Dangers Of Crystal Meth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brave move hailed by political analysts as an inspiring display of courage, New Jersey Senator…
Awkward: Pete Buttigieg Returns To White House From Maternity Leave
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Administration staffers were caught off guard by a painfully awkward situation today as former Transportation Secretary Pete…
British Man Arrested For Silently Praying For Person Stabbing Him
LONDON — Authorities reported the successful arrest of a 38-year-old man who was caught silently praying for the well-being of…
Theologians Confirm We Are All Made In The Image Of God, Even Steve
U.S. — After weeks of intense theological reflection and debate, an interdenominational group of pastors and scholars has just confirmed…
Netflix Announces Aslan To Be Voiced By Zendaya
LOS GATOS, CA — As anticipation continued to build for the streaming platform’s upcoming reimagining of The Chronicles of Narnia,…
Can Trump Serve a Third Term? Here Are 11 Ways It Could Happen
Democracy is dead because Trump killed it by being elected to a second presidential term. But could he kill it…
Finally, They’re Playing An Old Hymn In Church – Wait, False Alarm, They’ve Added A Weird New Chorus
U.S. — It’s a welcome act of God’s gracious providence: all the indications show that they’re finally playing a good…
You’ll Never Guess What’s Under The Pyramids! (It’s Sand)
GIZA — Researchers have made a startling discovery about what lies beneath the Great Pyramids: it’s sand. Read MoreBabylon Bee…
Yankees Debut New Gloves
NEW YORK, NY — Continuing to find every equipment modification that could give them a competitive edge, the New York…