Category: Babylon Bee

HEAVEN — Representatives from the Pearly Gates have unveiled a special, exclusive VIP lounge for faithful believers who took the…

SALINA, KS — Local man Jared Halderman reportedly went through a period of confused bewilderment after realizing he was unsure…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Major League Baseball’s hottest franchise suddenly and unexpectedly announced the suspension of all operations today, as…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans are celebrating today after the genius President Trump imposed taxes on imports, instantly tricking Democrats into…

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump welcomed a surprise guest to the Oval Office as Elton John, standing a surprising six…

U.S. — In a surprising turn of events, Senator Cory Booker’s 25-hour filibuster record that was just set on Tuesday…

For people who claim to speak “English,” the Brits sure do talk funny. In fact, you may be surprised to…

U.S. — A film legend was memorialized today as the nation’s men announced plans to honor Val Kilmer by quoting…

MADISON, WI — After securing a consequential electoral victory in Wisconsin, Democrats celebrated the grassroots uprising of the common man…