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WaPo Journalist Wins Pulitzer Prize For ‘Best Fabricated Quote’
Babylon Bee

WaPo Journalist Wins Pulitzer Prize For ‘Best Fabricated Quote’

FinnSeptember 17, 2025

NEW YORK — Former Washington Post journalist Karen Attiah made history Wednesday as the first ever recipient of the Pulitzer…

New To Church? Here Are 10 Things You Need To Know
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New To Church? Here Are 10 Things You Need To Know

FinnSeptember 16, 2025

Recent events and turmoil have more people flocking to church now than they have in years, leading to a new…

McGruff The Crime Dog Goes Undercover In Furry Terrorist Cell
Babylon Bee

McGruff The Crime Dog Goes Undercover In Furry Terrorist Cell

FinnSeptember 15, 2025

U.S. — As federal authorities launched investigations into alleged left-wing extremist groups in the wake of acts of political violence,…

Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets
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Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

FinnSeptember 13, 2025

U.S. — Democrats have begun wondering if perhaps they should stop saying the sorts of things that assassins engrave on…

Entire American University System Officially Designated A Terrorist Organization
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Entire American University System Officially Designated A Terrorist Organization

FinnSeptember 13, 2025

U.S. — The entirety of the American higher education system has officially been designated a terrorist organization by the United…

Report: Fathers Hugging Their Kids Tighter Today
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Report: Fathers Hugging Their Kids Tighter Today

FinnSeptember 11, 2025

U.S. — In the face of what seems at times to be overwhelming darkness, a new report suggested that millions…

Cities Put Daniel Penny Scarecrows On Subways To Deter Crime
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Cities Put Daniel Penny Scarecrows On Subways To Deter Crime

FinnSeptember 10, 2025

U.S. — Cities across the United States are placing Daniel Penny scarecrows around municipal transportation to scare off would-be criminals.…

Annual Wikipedia Fundraiser Says For Just $2.75 You Can Help Them Censor Truth
Babylon Bee

Annual Wikipedia Fundraiser Says For Just $2.75 You Can Help Them Censor Truth

FinnSeptember 10, 2025

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Internet users were given another rare opportunity to play a role in the dissemination of agenda-driven…

ICE Enforcement Action At Chocolate Factory Nabs 475 Illegal Oompa Loompas
Babylon Bee

ICE Enforcement Action At Chocolate Factory Nabs 475 Illegal Oompa Loompas

FinnSeptember 9, 2025

U.S. — The operations of a major candy manufacturer faced significant setbacks this week, as an ICE enforcement action at…

Democrats Condemn Stabbing Victims For Inflating Crime Numbers
Babylon Bee

Democrats Condemn Stabbing Victims For Inflating Crime Numbers

FinnSeptember 8, 2025

CHARLOTTE, NC — Democratic lawmakers responded to the fatal stabbing of a Ukrainian refugee aboard the Charlotte light rail by…

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