Category: Babylon Bee

    BORDENTOWN, NJ — According to reports, a customer at Tricky Auto Repair located on South Egg Harbor Road successfully…

    READING, PA — According to sources, a local mother was carefully looking through the toy aisles of a nearby…

    CALEXICO, CA — Venezuelan drug mule-turned-drug lord Gilberto Juarez turned himself in to U.S. federal law enforcement on Thursday…

    WOODBRIDGE, VA — Local man Brian Cole Jr. reportedly had his invitation to the annual FBI Christmas Party rescinded…

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim…

    What good is an amendment saying we have the right to bear arms if I can’t go house to…

    EAGAN, MN — In a move intended to better reflect the state’s modern demographics and generate more interest in…

    ISTANBUL — In a remarkable moment of Church history, leaders of the Catholic and Orthodox Churches have come together…

    With accusations flying of war crimes on the high seas, you may find yourself asking: what really constitutes a…

    BOULDER, CO — Local woman Denise Manthei fulfilled the Great Commission today by purchasing a mug proclaiming that all…