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U.S. — Professional gymnast Simone Biles called on social media today for female athletes to stop trying to beat male…

KYOTO, JAPAN — According to sources, a secret lab located in the Kyoto Prefecture of Japan reportedly leaked a devastating…

BOULDER, CO — Federal Judge Gordon Gallagher issued an emergency ruling blocking the deportation of the terrorist Mohamed Soliman and…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Navy announced this morning that the USS Harvey Milk will be officially renamed the…

U.S. — Welcome news greeted stressed-out Americans today, as results of a new survey indicated that 10 out of 10…

SACRAMENTO, CA — In a surprise speech, Senator Cory Booker shared his vision of sending troops to reoccupy the Rhineland,…

DENVER, CO — After starting the season with a 9-48 record, the Colorado Rockies have been officially demoted to a…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another outrageous display of unprecedented judicial activism, a federal judge ruled earlier today that President…

U.S. — The country was thrown into chaos this morning as a federal judge from the D.C. District Court overturned…

The Babylon Bee was saddened to learn of the passing of former President Joe Biden. [Note: Make sure this does…