Google Maps Offering New ‘Shortcut But You Will Fear For Your Life’ Option
U.S. — Google Maps has added a new feature in its latest update which will offer drivers a shortcut to…
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9 Things To Look For To Make Sure A Chinese Restaurant Is Legit
Nothing beats great Chinese food, but how can you tell if the restaurant you just walked into is legit? Here…
My Husband Hasn’t Responded To The 7 Tiktoks I Sent Him While He Was At Work. Is He Cheating On Me?
It’s been over three hours, and my husband hasn’t responded to a single one of the seven TikToks or twelve…
Bill Burr’s Cycle Syncs Up With Rest Of ‘The View’ Hosts
NEW YORK, NY — Actor and comedian Bill Burr broke down during a television appearance on ABC Thursday when his…
The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Strongly Encourages Joe Biden To Get Back Into Politics
With rumors circulating about former President Joe Biden expressing a desire to return to politics, the editorial board of The…
Local Mother Asks If She Can Be Stranded Alone In Space For A Few Weeks
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — A local mother of four submitted a formal petition this week asking if the Trump…
8 More Rulings Being Handed Down By Federal Judges
Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to…
Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window
CHICAGO, IL — According to sources, a leftist reportedly smashed a Tesla after seeing a terrifying image of a fascist…
Trump Administration Orders Removal Of D.E.I. Black Pieces From All Chess Sets
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration struck another blow in the war against DEI initiatives by ordering the removal of…
Apostle Paul Called In For Sensitivity Training Again
JERUSALEM — Apostolic sources report that the Apostle Paul was called into the head office for more mandatory sensitivity training…