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Metropolis Sues Superman For Reducing Crime
Babylon Bee

Metropolis Sues Superman For Reducing Crime

FinnAugust 18, 2025

METROPOLIS — A new scandal threatened to arise between governing officials and Earth’s greatest superhero, as Metropolis sued Superman for…

Ukraine Raises Alarm As Trump Emerges From Meeting Wearing Soviet Ushanka
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Ukraine Raises Alarm As Trump Emerges From Meeting Wearing Soviet Ushanka

FinnAugust 16, 2025

KYIV — Ukraine government officials sounded the alarm today after President Trump emerged from his meeting with Putin sporting a…

Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin’s Arm Off With Macho Handshake
Babylon Bee

Disaster Strikes As Trump Accidentally Rips Putin’s Arm Off With Macho Handshake

FinnAugust 15, 2025

ANCHORAGE, AK — Peace negotiations to end the war in Ukraine were reportedly off to a bad start after President…

JB Pritzker Joins Police Force In Hopes Of Getting Sandwich Thrown At Him
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JB Pritzker Joins Police Force In Hopes Of Getting Sandwich Thrown At Him

FinnAugust 14, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Illinois Governor JB Pritzker reportedly joined the fray as a law enforcement officer in the nation’s capital…

Adam Schiff Worried Legal Troubles Will Make It Hard For Him To Afford His Upcoming Head Reduction Surgery
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Adam Schiff Worried Legal Troubles Will Make It Hard For Him To Afford His Upcoming Head Reduction Surgery

FinnAugust 14, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of a whistleblower’s claim that he approved the leaking of classified information in an…

Man’s Self Esteem Yet To Recover From Time 7 Years Ago Online Quiz Put Him In Hufflepuff
Babylon Bee

Man’s Self Esteem Yet To Recover From Time 7 Years Ago Online Quiz Put Him In Hufflepuff

FinnAugust 13, 2025

DAVENPORT, IA — According to insiders, the self esteem of local man Jacob Filch has yet to recover from a…

Democrat Mayors Report Violent Crime Down 40% Since They Redefined ‘Violent’ and ‘Crime’
Babylon Bee

Democrat Mayors Report Violent Crime Down 40% Since They Redefined ‘Violent’ and ‘Crime’

FinnAugust 12, 2025

U.S. — Despite claims by President Donald Trump that American cities are being overrun by criminals, Democrat mayors across the…

New Movie Has Jim Caviezel Playing Every Character From Entire Bible
Babylon Bee

New Movie Has Jim Caviezel Playing Every Character From Entire Bible

FinnAugust 11, 2025

U.S. — A Biblical epic in development at Angel Studios will reportedly star American actor Jim Caviezel as every single…

Vigilante Justice: Trump Dresses Up As Bat And Patrols Streets Of DC
Babylon Bee

Vigilante Justice: Trump Dresses Up As Bat And Patrols Streets Of DC

FinnAugust 11, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Left without other practical options in a city overwhelmed by violent crime, President Donald Trump reportedly decided…

10 Undeniable Reasons Communist China Is Way Better Than America
Babylon Bee

10 Undeniable Reasons Communist China Is Way Better Than America

FinnAugust 11, 2025

Glory to glorious leader, President Xi!   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started…

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