Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — According to sources, several individuals who bypassed the legal process in migrating to the United States are demanding…

JERUSALEM—Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire’s clear “stay in tomb” order. After crucifying…

JUDEA — Saint John the Apostle has reportedly signed a lucrative six figure deal with Nike following his win against…

PLANO, TX — After moving to Plano and spending weeks searching for a new church home, Dan and Cyndi Badeen…

ATLANTA, GA — As the Glennon family walked into church for Easter service today, they were caught off guard by…

EAST OF EDEN — Public opinion was heavily divided this week after accused murderer Cain raised $1,000,000 in crowdfunding donations…

LONDON — Prosecutors were stopped in their tracks this week and left with no recourse to pursue the case any…

U.S. — With politicians and pundits still involved in heated debates over the legality of the deportation of an MS-13…

VATICAN CITY — Distinguished canon law scholars in the Roman Catholic church have just confirmed that Purgatory consists of helping…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As controversy swirls over the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, Democrat politicians have joined together to call…