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Democrats Call For An Individual Court Hearing For Everyone On Earth To Prove They Aren’t American Citizens
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Democrats Call For An Individual Court Hearing For Everyone On Earth To Prove They Aren’t American Citizens

FinnApril 17, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As controversy swirls over the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, Democrat politicians have joined together to call…

‘Wheeeeee I’m An Astronaut!’ Exclaims Katy Perry During Ride On Disneyland Astro Orbiter
Babylon Bee

‘Wheeeeee I’m An Astronaut!’ Exclaims Katy Perry During Ride On Disneyland Astro Orbiter

FinnApril 17, 2025

ANAHEIM, CA — Singer and TV personality Katy Perry inspired dozens Thursday after declaring she was an astronaut following a…

American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home
Babylon Bee

American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home

FinnApril 16, 2025

GAZA — In a desperate attempt to return to family and friends they haven’t seen in over a year and…

Maine Sues To Allow Sasquatch To Continue Competing In Women’s Sports
Babylon Bee

Maine Sues To Allow Sasquatch To Continue Competing In Women’s Sports

FinnApril 16, 2025

AUGUSTA, ME — The state of Maine has recently continued its struggle for equity by suing the federal government to…

Sorry Excuse For A Church Only Has One Service LOOOOOOOOL
Babylon Bee

Sorry Excuse For A Church Only Has One Service LOOOOOOOOL

FinnApril 16, 2025

RALEIGH, NC — Evangelical churchgoers in the Raleigh area have begun to notice that there is a sorry excuse for…

Biden Gives Powerful Speech Reminding Nation Why He’s No Longer President
Babylon Bee

Biden Gives Powerful Speech Reminding Nation Why He’s No Longer President

FinnApril 16, 2025

CHICAGO, IL — Former President Joe Biden delivered a heartfelt address reminding the nation precisely why he is no longer…

‘A Woman Is An Adult Human Female’ Rules U.K. Judge That Looks Suspiciously Like Matt Walsh In A Powdered Wig
Babylon Bee

‘A Woman Is An Adult Human Female’ Rules U.K. Judge That Looks Suspiciously Like Matt Walsh In A Powdered Wig

FinnApril 16, 2025

LONDON — As the United Kingdom’s Supreme Court Judge issued a landmark ruling that “a woman” is defined as “an…

9 Loopholes To Help You Avoid Paying Taxes
Babylon Bee

9 Loopholes To Help You Avoid Paying Taxes

FinnApril 15, 2025

It’s that time of year again when everyone lets the government steal from them in the form of “taxes.” But…

Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem
Babylon Bee

Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem

FinnApril 15, 2025

CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of the Trump administration freezing $2.3 billion in federal funding to Harvard University, leaders…

Trump Summons Elon Musk To Oval Office To Help Him Open A PDF
Babylon Bee

Trump Summons Elon Musk To Oval Office To Help Him Open A PDF

FinnApril 15, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another win for technical competence, Elon Musk put his technocrat skills to good use when Trump…

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