New Streaming Service For Church Of Christ Members Filters Out All Musical Instruments
MERIDIAN, MI — A new streaming service designed for the more conservative and legalistic members of the Churches of Christ…
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No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips
WASHINGTON, D.C. — IN a rare display of full bipartisan support, President Donald Trump’s “No Tax On Tips” bill passed…
10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.
As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will…
Guy Who Invented Dip & Squeeze Ketchup Packaging Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
OSLO — The world-altering genius of one man was unanimously recognized on the global stage this week with the highest…
9 Lesser-Known Healing Miracles In the Bible
The Bible is full of fantastic accounts of healing miracles where people were instantly cured of leprosy, blindness, and even…
Man Has Extremely Blessed Day After Kindly Old Black Woman Tells Him To Have A Blessed Day
ATLANTA, GA — Local man Greg Spitzer found himself on the proverbial “cloud nine” following an encounter with a kindly…
Furious Democrats Demand To Know Who Was Responsible For Covering Up Biden’s Decline
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats in Congress have angrily demanded answers as to who repeatedly lied to the American people in…
Couple Declines To Attend Chinese Underground Church Over Lack Of Children’s Programming
XUANHUA — One local family’s search for a new place of worship continued last weekend, as a couple declined to…
Democrats Confused By Legal Immigrants Who Seem To Love America
U.S. — Democrat onlookers were baffled at the unusual sight of a group of immigrants arriving in the United States…
Faux Pas: Man Gets Wife Something for Mother’s Day Even Though She’s Not His Mother
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man Jacob Masterson committed an embarrassing faux pas this morning when he gave his wife a…