Category: Babylon Bee

AUSTIN, TX — Stock in Tesla dropped this week following the announcement of a new vehicle named The Fuhrer, an…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The media were in attendance Monday morning to witness President Trump draw the name of a country…

DUBLIN — Longtime local residents were shocked and amazed this morning, as the ghost of the long-dead Saint Patrick spontaneously…

CHICAGO — A daring raid overseen by Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr has led to the apprehension of…

U.S. — A district judge has issued a ruling saying Trump lacked the Constitutional authority to pick up two astronauts…

BOISE, ID — Local Mormon wife and mother of two Hadleigh Christensen spent a lazy Sunday afternoon using Pinterest to…

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA — Local single woman Michelle Denton continues to be perpetually stressed out as she sadly has no…

U.S. — After years of examining the texts about the second coming of Christ, Bible scholars now believe that Jesus…

MOSCOW — In an encouraging development for the seemingly deadlocked negotiations, Russia now says that it would agree to a…

HOULTON, ME — Local man Chris Porter stumbled upon an incredible life hack to reduce his family’s electric bill after…