Category: Babylon Bee

VATICAN CITY — According to Vatican officials, newly elected Pope Leo XIV spent the majority of his first day on…

WACO, TX — The gathered crowds broke out into deafening cheers as smoke rose from Buc-ee’s this afternoon, indicating fresh…

U.S. — Fox News has announced that it is ready to officially project the winner of the papacy, calling the…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The national movement to require everyone to convert their forms of identification continued to receive pushback as…

SAN FRANCISCO — Nicolas Cage has successfully infiltrated Alcatraz after being tapped by President Trump to reoccupy the famous island…

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — As part of his ongoing crusade to change the name of each body of water in…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has vowed to negotiate a quick end to the violence between India and Pakistan, just…

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — According to reports, a local woman and Congressional representative left Africa and immigrated to Minnesota, in spite…

U.S. — A new foolproof method to build long-term wealth has been discovered, as a recent survey showed that a…

UIJEONGBU — Corporal Maxwell Klinger has finally been discharged from the Army after the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the Trump…