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Starbucks Appeals To Men With New Zyn Spice Frappucino

FinnNovember 21, 2025

    SEATTLE, WA — In an effort to attract more male customers, Starbucks announced the release of its new Zyn…

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17 Illegal Immigrants Found Hiding Under Pope’s Hat

FinnNovember 21, 2025

    VATICAN CITY — Following his public statement condemning the Trump administration’s hardline immigration policies, a shocking new report indicated…

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Congress Passes Resolution To Release Santa’s Naughty/Nice List

FinnNovember 21, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Lawmakers sent shockwaves around the globe with the Christmas season right around the corner, as Congress…

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Nation Wonders Whatever Happened To The Guy Who Made ‘Aliens’ And ‘Terminator 2’ And Then Just Completely Stopped Making Movies

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    U.S. — The results of a national survey revealed that nearly 90% of moviegoers were curious about what happened…

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Live-Action Remake Of Animated Film 98% Animated

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    Los Angeles, CA — Walt Disney Studios unveiled the teaser trailer this week for a much-anticipated live-action remake of…

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Mamdani Targets The Rich With New Tax On Anyone Who Makes More Than $0 A Year

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced plans on Thursday to specifically target the rich with a new…

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In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero

FinnNovember 20, 2025

    VATICAN — In a powerful show of solidarity with people who cross America’s southern border illegally, Pope Leo XIV…

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11 Chilling Examples Of American Christians Being Persecuted

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    Being a Christian can be rough — especially if you’re a Christian in America. Believers in other countries may…

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To Save Time, ICE Begins Mass Arrests Of Everyone At Soccer Fields

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    U.S. — In order to increase its efficiency in finding illegal immigrants, ICE has unveiled a new tactic of…

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Authorities Zeroing In On Leader Of Furry Terrorist Cell

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    U.S. — With the increase in violence against conservative political leaders and influencers posing a great threat to national…

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