Category: Babylon Bee

Get a load of this idiot white-knight SIMP trying to save a princess from a dragon. What a beta male!…

AUSTIN, TX — In a landmark move for the state, the Texas legislature overwhelmingly passed a bill to ban the…

MOUNT SINAI — Hot off the success of Genesis and Exodus, Moses expressed confidence that everyone would love his follow-up…

U.S. — Following dueling tariff increases heading into the weekend, no end to the trade war between China and the…

TUSTIN, CA — Louis Silverton, a longtime supporter of President Trump, says he can’t wait for America to finally be…

SAMARIA — According to insiders, King Ahab of Israel lamented a recent meeting he had with the prophet Elijah, admitting…

RICHMOND, VA — As part of a new morning routine, local man Reggie Hayes checked the news to see if…

CHICAGO, IL — Devoted White Sox fans were overjoyed last week to discover that Rate Field had just been fully…

NEW YORK, NY — Local stockbroker and lifelong Democrat Dean Watter fell into utter despair today, tears falling from his…

NATCHEZ, MS — Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett was seen smoking a corncob pipe and playing a diddy on her banjo as…