Trump Excitedly Wakes Up And Checks Under His Pillow To See If The Tariff Fairy Has Left New Manufacturing Jobs
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump awoke this morning with a giddy schoolboy’s excitement, knowing that the Tariff Fairy promises…
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Heaven Unveils Special VIP Lounge For People Who Went To Wednesday Night Church
HEAVEN — Representatives from the Pearly Gates have unveiled a special, exclusive VIP lounge for faithful believers who took the…
Man Still Not Sure Whether Mumford & Sons Actually Existed Or He Just Imagined It
SALINA, KS — Local man Jared Halderman reportedly went through a period of confused bewilderment after realizing he was unsure…
Dodgers Bankrupted As Trump Places 25% Tariff On Japanese Players
LOS ANGELES, CA — Major League Baseball’s hottest franchise suddenly and unexpectedly announced the suspension of all operations today, as…
Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans are celebrating today after the genius President Trump imposed taxes on imports, instantly tricking Democrats into…
BREAKING: Economy
Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Trump Surprised How Tall Elton John Is Up Close
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump welcomed a surprise guest to the Oval Office as Elton John, standing a surprising six…
Breaking: Cory Booker’s Filibuster Record Broken By Your Wife
U.S. — In a surprising turn of events, Senator Cory Booker’s 25-hour filibuster record that was just set on Tuesday…
Can You Guess What Word British People Use For These Everyday Items?
For people who claim to speak “English,” the Brits sure do talk funny. In fact, you may be surprised to…
Nation’s Men Honor Val Kilmer By Quoting ‘Tombstone’ All Day Like Usual
U.S. — A film legend was memorialized today as the nation’s men announced plans to honor Val Kilmer by quoting…