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Historians Uncover Hitler Jeans Ad From 1942
Babylon Bee

Historians Uncover Hitler Jeans Ad From 1942

FinnAugust 3, 2025

BERLIN — Historians have uncovered a blue jeans ad featuring Adolf Hitler from 1942.   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…

Pelosi Vehemently Denies Insider Trading, Says Her Husband Takes Care Of All That
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Pelosi Vehemently Denies Insider Trading, Says Her Husband Takes Care Of All That

FinnAugust 2, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heated exchange with CNN’s Jake Tapper, Representative Nancy Pelosi adamantly denied engaging in insider trading,…

Congress Postpones Ghislaine Maxwell’s Testimony Until After Her Death
Babylon Bee

Congress Postpones Ghislaine Maxwell’s Testimony Until After Her Death

FinnAugust 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — People hoping to learn any potentially new details from Jeffrey Epstein’s closest associate were disappointed, as news…

Doctor Strange Reveals That Across 14 Million Universes, Colbert’s Show Bombs In Every Single One
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Doctor Strange Reveals That Across 14 Million Universes, Colbert’s Show Bombs In Every Single One

FinnAugust 1, 2025

SANCTUM SANCTORUM — Doctor Stephen Strange has made known the startling revelation that across 14 million universes, The Late Show…

10 Improvements Trump Is Making To The White House
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10 Improvements Trump Is Making To The White House

FinnAugust 1, 2025

The addition of a 90,000 square-foot White House State Ballroom marks the first significant expansion to the White House in…

CLICK HERE For An Updated Number Of Corrupt Government Officials Who Have Been Arrested For The Russia Collusion Hoax
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CLICK HERE For An Updated Number Of Corrupt Government Officials Who Have Been Arrested For The Russia Collusion Hoax

FinnAugust 1, 2025

We keep this counter updated with every arrest! Check in often to see the latest number!   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn…

Awkward: Obama, Hillary Hire Same Hitman To Kill Each Other
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Awkward: Obama, Hillary Hire Same Hitman To Kill Each Other

FinnAugust 1, 2025

U.S. — In an awkward turn of events, former President Barack Obama and former presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton reportedly hired…

Women’s Parallel Parking Added To 2028 Olympics
Babylon Bee

Women’s Parallel Parking Added To 2028 Olympics

FinnJuly 31, 2025

LAUSANNE — The upcoming 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles promised to be the most exciting ever with the inclusion of…

Democrats Announce 2028 Campaign Slogan: ‘We Hate Capitalism, Hot Chicks, And The Jews’
Babylon Bee

Democrats Announce 2028 Campaign Slogan: ‘We Hate Capitalism, Hot Chicks, And The Jews’

FinnJuly 31, 2025

U.S. — As preparations geared up for the 2028 presidential election, the Democratic Party unveiled its new campaign slogan of…

Cincinnati Authorities Warn White Visitors Not To Use Their Skulls To Attack Black Fists
Babylon Bee

Cincinnati Authorities Warn White Visitors Not To Use Their Skulls To Attack Black Fists

FinnJuly 31, 2025

CINCINNATI, OH — Local authorities issued a warning advising all white visitors to the city to please make sure they…

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