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Breaking: Cory Booker’s Filibuster Record Broken By Your Wife
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Breaking: Cory Booker’s Filibuster Record Broken By Your Wife

FinnApril 2, 2025

U.S. — In a surprising turn of events, Senator Cory Booker’s 25-hour filibuster record that was just set on Tuesday…

Can You Guess What Word British People Use For These Everyday Items?
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Can You Guess What Word British People Use For These Everyday Items?

FinnApril 2, 2025

For people who claim to speak “English,” the Brits sure do talk funny. In fact, you may be surprised to…

Nation’s Men Honor Val Kilmer By Quoting ‘Tombstone’ All Day Like Usual
Babylon Bee

Nation’s Men Honor Val Kilmer By Quoting ‘Tombstone’ All Day Like Usual

FinnApril 2, 2025

U.S. — A film legend was memorialized today as the nation’s men announced plans to honor Val Kilmer by quoting…

Dems Gather At George Soros’s House To Celebrate Defeating The Billionaires
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Dems Gather At George Soros’s House To Celebrate Defeating The Billionaires

FinnApril 2, 2025

MADISON, WI — After securing a consequential electoral victory in Wisconsin, Democrats celebrated the grassroots uprising of the common man…

Actual Nazi Struggling To Stand Out Now That Everyone Is A Nazi
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Actual Nazi Struggling To Stand Out Now That Everyone Is A Nazi

FinnApril 1, 2025

HAYDEN, ID — With the Left accusing more people of being Nazis than ever before, local Nazi Chuck Pohlhaus is…

Cory Booker Hosts 24-Hour PSA On The Dangers Of Crystal Meth
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Cory Booker Hosts 24-Hour PSA On The Dangers Of Crystal Meth

FinnApril 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brave move hailed by political analysts as an inspiring display of courage, New Jersey Senator…

Awkward: Pete Buttigieg Returns To White House From Maternity Leave
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Awkward: Pete Buttigieg Returns To White House From Maternity Leave

FinnApril 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Administration staffers were caught off guard by a painfully awkward situation today as former Transportation Secretary Pete…

British Man Arrested For Silently Praying For Person Stabbing Him
Babylon Bee

British Man Arrested For Silently Praying For Person Stabbing Him

FinnApril 1, 2025

LONDON — Authorities reported the successful arrest of a 38-year-old man who was caught silently praying for the well-being of…

Theologians Confirm We Are All Made In The Image Of God, Even Steve
Babylon Bee

Theologians Confirm We Are All Made In The Image Of God, Even Steve

FinnApril 1, 2025

U.S. — After weeks of intense theological reflection and debate, an interdenominational group of pastors and scholars has just confirmed…

Netflix Announces Aslan To Be Voiced By Zendaya
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Netflix Announces Aslan To Be Voiced By Zendaya

FinnApril 1, 2025

LOS GATOS, CA — As anticipation continued to build for the streaming platform’s upcoming reimagining of The Chronicles of Narnia,…

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