Category: Babylon Bee

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bit of uplifting news today, a group of senile senior citizens in the D.C.…

    HEAVEN — After throwing off this mortal coil, local man Kevin Reese was prepared to give an account of…

    MIAMI, FL — Now that a majority of players have been arrested on charges of illegal sports gambling, the…

    PEARLY GATES — Heavenly sources confirmed that Saint Peter had grown weary running the front desk of Heaven due…

    PENSACOLA, FL — As the end of his first semester at the local Bible college loomed ever nearer, freshman…

    OŚWIĘCIM — Jews on their way to their imminent deaths reportedly overheard a guard at the Auschwitz-Birkenau Death Camp,…

    LAS VEGAS, NV — Following a recent performance by a legendary band of their greatest hits, fans posted online…

    FRANKLIN, TN — Financial consultant and radio host Dave Ramsey was reported to be in critical condition Monday after…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bid to bring down housing costs for struggling Americans trying to afford to purchase…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The record-length shutdown of the federal government was finally set to reach its conclusion, as Senate…