American Eagle Apologizes, Replaces Sydney Sweeney With Fat Transgender Double-Amputee Of Color
PITTSBURGH, PA — Social justice warriors scored another victory today, as retail chain American Eagle issued a public apology and…
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Trump Secures 15% Tariff On Extra ‘U’ In British Spelling
U.S. — President Trump has reportedly finalized a new trade deal with the United Kingdom, securing a 15% tariff on…
Palestinians Leave Israeli Aid A 3-Star Yelp Review
GAZA — Dissatisfied with the level of humanitarian assistance provided by Israel amid the ongoing conflict with Hamas, Palestinians collectively…
Man’s Comedic Genius Wasted On Grocery Store Cashier
DENVER, CO — Local man Grant Henderson reported disappointment once again at having his sharp wit and keen sense of…
Bad News: A.I. Still Hasn’t Taken Your Job, So You Still Need To Work This Week
U.S. — Despite hopes to the contrary, recent news reports reveal A.I. still hasn’t replaced your job, so sadly, you…
Obama Presidential Library Design Faces Criticism
CHICAGO, IL — As the Obama Presidential Center nears completion, it has faced significant criticism for a design that many…
Do You Own Enough Swords? Take The Quiz!
Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Wokeness Defeated: America Returns To Christian Roots Of Objectifying Women To Sell Crap
U.S. — Conservatives across the country cheered the death of wokeness as America finally returned to its Christian roots of…
Nation’s Lesbians Announce Plan To Go To The Zoo Today
U.S. — The lesbians of the nation have announced that they are once again planning to go to the zoo…
Seeker-Sensitive Church Hires Sydney Sweeney For New Ad Campaign
NAPERVILLE, IL — A local seeker-sensitive church was attracting a lot of attention this week with an exciting new ad…