Category: Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY — Continuing to find every equipment modification that could give them a competitive edge, the New York…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump assuaged fears that he would seek an unconstitutional third term as President by suggesting he…

If you’re a Christian guy looking to find a godly wife, you know it can be hard to start a…

GREENLAND — In a bid to sweeten the offer of becoming an American territory, Vice President JD Vance has offered…

PLANO, TX — Local seven-year-old Benjamin Gunther was outed as a homeschooler after he looked an adult directly in the…

LEGOLAND, CA — Representatives from LEGO gathered at Legoland in San Diego to unveil a new series of building sets…

RUIDOSO, NM — Local man Pete Blanton has decided to refrain from reading the Bible so as not to dampen…

NUUK — Vice President JD Vance was met with a cold reception early Friday when he arrived in Greenland to…

U.S. — Kart Rite Manufacturing (KRM) issued a nationwide recall this week following the discovery of a grocery store shopping…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Movie production has officially ceased, ending the dreams of aspiring actors and screenwriters everywhere, as all Hollywood…