Category: Babylon Bee

Is anyone else sick of all these confusing “dress code” terms that get thrown at us at seemingly every networking…

MONTGOMERY, AL — Authorities responded to a call at an International House of Pancakes off Atlanta Highway where witnesses said…

SPRINGFIELD, VA — According to sources, recently laid-off IRS Agent Dirk Peasley has landed on his feet with a brand-new…

POTTSTOWN, PA — A long-awaited scientific breakthrough finally took place today, as a local man successfully built a time machine…

LAS VEGAS, NV — Staff members at a local scientific research facility were shocked into silence yesterday, as a transgender…

BOSTON, MA — A devoted Catholic man was devastated after being notified that he had been condemned to an additional…

With the U.S. suspending all military aid amid contentious negotiations for peace, the historically courageous nation of France announced that…

FRANKFURT — According to sources, a German man who was jailed by authorities for sharing a meme is expressing hope…

CAMBRIDGE — In a noteworthy new discovery, a group of biblical scholars revealed a new consensus opinion that the Apostle…

ALLENTOWN, PA — Local mechanic Ruben Rivera appeared exhausted Wednesday after a long day making up fake car parts that…