Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — Members of the judiciary were revealed to be sporting a new look, as President Donald Trump issued new…

REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Former President Joe Biden was placed under arrest today for harboring just over eleven million illegal…

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VATICAN CITY — In a stirring tribute to Pope Francis, President Donald Trump took to the microphone during the pontiff’s…

GREEN BAY, WI — After free falling out of the first two rounds, Shedeur Sanders finally heard his name called…

MILWAUKEE, WI — While being questioned by authorities following her arrest, FBI agents discovered 17 more illegal aliens hiding in…

MILLVILLE, NJ — According to sources, college dropout Jack Doulton saved hundreds of thousands of dollars on student loans by…

CAROL STREAM, IL — Long-running religious magazine and online publication Christianity Today announced on Friday that it had converted to…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to newly released court documents, a federal judge invented time travel and transported himself to New…

SLIDELL, LA — According to sources, the children of local father Jaxon Holt are completely ignorant of how cool their…