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Scandal As Blue Jays Test Positive For Performance-Enhancing Maple Syrup

Scandal As Blue Jays Test Positive For Performance Enhancing Maple Syrup

TORONTO — Scandal has rocked the baseball world as shortly after their 11-4 World Series victory, several members of the Toronto Blue Jays tested positive for performance-enhancing maple syrup.

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