Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of a whistleblower’s claim that he approved the leaking of classified information in an…

DAVENPORT, IA — According to insiders, the self esteem of local man Jacob Filch has yet to recover from a…

U.S. — Despite claims by President Donald Trump that American cities are being overrun by criminals, Democrat mayors across the…

U.S. — A Biblical epic in development at Angel Studios will reportedly star American actor Jim Caviezel as every single…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Left without other practical options in a city overwhelmed by violent crime, President Donald Trump reportedly decided…

Glory to glorious leader, President Xi!   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started…

U.S. — According to sources, Americans no longer need dystopian sci-fi novels to serve as ominous warnings of authoritarian control…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the announcement that the president had ordered the federalization of law enforcement in the nation’s capital,…

After declaring himself chair of the 2028 Olympic Task Force, President Trump wasted no time in making much-needed alterations to…

U.S. — Spirit Airlines flight attendants have begun advertising that in the event of a water landing, passengers will have…