Archaeologists Discover Sodom And Gomorrah Was Funded By USAID
JORDAN — Newly translated clay tablets unearthed near the Dead Sea indicate that Sodom and Gomorrah was originally funded by…
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Democrats Delay Kash Patel Vote As FBI Hasn’t Finished Shredding All Their Documents
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in the nation’s capital, Senate Democrats have managed to delay their confirmation vote on…
Babylon Bee Announces $36,000/Month Pro Subscription For USAID-Funded Government Agencies
U.S. — The Babylon Bee is proud to announce a special new membership option for USAID-funded government agencies which will…
Liberals Outraged As Trump Says Men Can’t Punch Women In The Face For Sport
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Liberals expressed outrage today after President Trump signed an executive order this afternoon that men cannot punch…
Sad: With USAID Shut Down, This Ecuadorian Child May Never Know What Gender He Is
ECUADOR — In a horrific tragedy caused by USAID’s termination, 8-year-old Antonio Gonzalez of Ecuador may never have a chance…
Quiz: Can You Guess Which Of These Things USAID Actually Funded And Which Ones We Made Up?
News of what USAID had been spending money on has caused quite a stir online. But there’s still a lot…
Roger Goodell Brushes Off Concerns About Biased Officiating
NEW ORLEANS, LA — As festivities ramped up in preparation for Super Bowl LIX this Sunday, National Football League Commissioner…
New White Noise Machine Helps Men Sleep By Playing Soothing Sounds Of An M-1 Garand
U.S. — Thousands of men across the United States are reporting better sleep after trying a new white noise machine…
Democrats Warn Trump’s Unelected Shadow Government Is Dismantling Their Unelected Shadow Government
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Alarm bells are sounding across the United States government, where Democrats are warning that President Trump’s unelected…
Trump Unveils Exciting, Never-Before-Tried Strategy Of Having America Take Over Country In The Middle East
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has announced that America will try a brand new, never-before-tried strategy of taking over a…