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ISIS Claims Responsibility For Meghan Markle Netflix Show
Babylon Bee

ISIS Claims Responsibility For Meghan Markle Netflix Show

FinnMarch 11, 2025

BAGHDAD – The mystery of who unleashed a dangerous threat upon the world came one step closer to being solved,…

Trump Revokes Top Democrats’ Access To In-N-Out Secret Menu
Babylon Bee

Trump Revokes Top Democrats’ Access To In-N-Out Secret Menu

FinnMarch 11, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Critics raised allegations that the new administration was making moves to take revenge on political enemies, as…

10 Irrefutable Pro-Abortion Arguments To Destroy Your Pro-Life Friends
Babylon Bee

10 Irrefutable Pro-Abortion Arguments To Destroy Your Pro-Life Friends

FinnMarch 10, 2025

Debates about abortion can be challenging, especially when you have aggressively pro-life friends who insist on destroying your reproductive rights.…

Locals In Galilee Rejoice As Jesus Turns Seed Oil Into Beef Tallow
Babylon Bee

Locals In Galilee Rejoice As Jesus Turns Seed Oil Into Beef Tallow

FinnMarch 10, 2025

CANA — Large crowds gathered at a local burger joint following news that a man purported to be the Messiah…

Tucker Interviews Saruman To Talk About Rohan’s Warmongering
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Tucker Interviews Saruman To Talk About Rohan’s Warmongering

FinnMarch 10, 2025

ISENGARD — In his latest effort to challenge mainstream narratives by sitting down with controversial world leaders, Tucker Carlson traveled…

Man Who Thought He Grew Up Poor Suddenly Realizes His Dad Was Just A Cheapskate
Babylon Bee

Man Who Thought He Grew Up Poor Suddenly Realizes His Dad Was Just A Cheapskate

FinnMarch 10, 2025

NICEVILLE, FL — A local man was confronted with an uncomfortable reality today, as after spending his entire life thinking…

Disgruntled Churchgoers Hold Up Protest Paddles
Babylon Bee

Disgruntled Churchgoers Hold Up Protest Paddles

FinnMarch 9, 2025

BLOOMINGTON, IN — The disaffected congregation of First Baptist Bloomingdale has decided to register their complaints silently by holding up…

Uh-Oh: WNBA Players Demand To Be Paid What They’re Worth And Now They Owe The NBA $400 Million
Babylon Bee

Uh-Oh: WNBA Players Demand To Be Paid What They’re Worth And Now They Owe The NBA $400 Million

FinnMarch 9, 2025

U.S. — Collective bargaining agreements for the WNBA took an unexpected turn as players demanded to be paid what they…

‘Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him’: RFK Jr. Announces Seal Team Six Has Neutralized The Kool-Aid Man
Babylon Bee

‘Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him’: RFK Jr. Announces Seal Team Six Has Neutralized The Kool-Aid Man

FinnMarch 9, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that Seal Tim Six conducted a daring overnight raid and…

This International Women’s Day, The Babylon Bee Honors Eve’s Historic Choice To Plunge The World Into Sin
Babylon Bee

This International Women’s Day, The Babylon Bee Honors Eve’s Historic Choice To Plunge The World Into Sin

FinnMarch 8, 2025

Happy International Women’s Day! Women have done many great things throughout the course of history. That’s why a day has…

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