Category: Babylon Bee

KABUL — In a newly released video, the terrorist group Al-Qaeda has claimed responsibility for the changing of the Cracker…

TUCSON, AZ — Local husband Ryan Masterson denied having consumed any radioactive Walmart shrimp, though his wife had her doubts…

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U.S. — Times change, and we must change with them. That was the philosophy that prompted us to update our…

HEAVEN — Celestial sources report that in response to hearing of President Trump’s hopes for getting into heaven, God has…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer disagreed with the president’s assessment of D.C., saying he’s never once felt…

METROPOLIS — A new scandal threatened to arise between governing officials and Earth’s greatest superhero, as Metropolis sued Superman for…

KYIV — Ukraine government officials sounded the alarm today after President Trump emerged from his meeting with Putin sporting a…

ANCHORAGE, AK — Peace negotiations to end the war in Ukraine were reportedly off to a bad start after President…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Illinois Governor JB Pritzker reportedly joined the fray as a law enforcement officer in the nation’s capital…