Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With reports circulating that President Donald Trump was preparing to sign an executive order to eliminate the…
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Air1 Runs Another Commercial About How They Don’t Have Any Commercials
FRANKLIN, TN — Listeners were in for an unexpected treat last night, as Christian radio network Air1 unveiled another commercial…
Report: TobyMac Still Doing His Thing
U.S. — According to sources, DC Talk founder and 2004 Dove Award-winning solo artist Toby Mac is still out there,…
8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump’s Speech
The world is abuzz following President Donald Trump’s speech before a joint session of Congress, with many people talking about…
Husband Holds Up ‘False’ Paddle During Argument With Wife
SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent “Vince” Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he…
Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment Against Little Black Boy With Cancer
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats acted quickly to file articles of impeachment against D.J. Daniels, the young black cancer survivor…
Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles
BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party…
Man Still Bitter Over How Much Time He Was Forced To Spend Learning About Parabolas
SCOTTSDALE, AZ — Local man Jeff Denison is still working to process through his deep anger and resentment at how…
REMINDER: It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats’ Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish
Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Mike Johnson Helpfully Hits Rim Shots For All Trump’s Punchlines
Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…