Woman Posts Pic Of Her Dinner For Benefit Of Friends Who’ve Never Seen Spaghetti
LEXINGTON, KY — Local woman Julie Linton took several pictures of her dinner to post on social media for the…
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Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem
MONTREAL — Hockey fans of the soon-to-be 51st state of America booed when their future National Anthem was played last…
Europe Vows To Stick It To Trump By Finally Paying Their Own Bills
MUNICH, DE — Following Vice President J.D. Vance’s speech condemning Europe for failing to do its part alongside America to…
SNL Celebrates 25th Anniversary Of Last Time It Was Funny
NEW YORK, NY — Saturday Night Live hosted an epic celebration to mark fifty years since the show started and…
Vance Speech Denouncing E.U. Censorship Censored By E.U.
MUNICH — Angry about Vice President J.D. Vance’s speech denouncing censorship in the Europe, the European Union has decided to…
Democrats Demand Transparency From Man Who Posts Literally Everything He Does On The Internet
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have demanded increased transparency from a man who painstakingly posts on the internet every single thing…
The Babylon Bee Has Obtained RFK Jr.’s New And Improved Food Pyramid
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was only officially confirmed and sworn in as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services…
Impatient Liberal Journalist Starting to Suspect Trump Will Never Send Her to a Concentration Camp
ATLANTA, GA — An impatient liberal journalist employed by CNN began to express doubts this week that President Trump will…
Democrats Vow to Fight DOGE by Wasting More Money Than Ever
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The tug-of-war taking over federal spending continued this week, as prominent Democrats pledged to waste more money…
Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe
MUNICH — After witnessing his fiery speech against unchecked mass migration in Munich, residents of Europe begged JD Vance to…