Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore
MALIBU, CA — Hunter Biden looked visibly troubled this week as sales for his paintings plummeted by approximately 100%. Read…
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Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer Disappointed He Can No Longer Work From Home
SAN DIEGO, CA — As President Trump issued an order requiring all government employees to return to work in person,…
Liberals Briefly Pause Chanting ‘Death To Israel’ To Call Elon Musk A Nazi
U.S. — With the uproar over President Donald Trump returning to the White House with a flurry of sweeping actions,…
EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Picture Of The Note Biden Left For Trump
In another incredible exclusive scoop, the Babylon Bee investigative team has obtained a picture of the note Biden left for…
12 Horrifying Nazi Symbols From Trump’s Inauguration
In case you haven’t heard, the United States is now obviously run by Nazis. How obvious, you ask? If you…
Biden Takes Comfort In Fact That At Least He Did His Best To Ruin Country
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Looking back over his legacy, sources said now-former President Joe Biden consoled himself with the fact that,…
Superman Under Fire After Hundreds Of Images Surface Of Him Giving Nazi Salute
METROPOLIS — The hero once thought of by many as the defender of truth, justice, and the American way found…
Nation Actually Pretty Impressed That Biden Lived Through All 4 Years Of Presidency
U.S. — As Joe Biden’s term came to a close, Americans across the country admitted that they were actually pretty…
Clump Of Cells Dies At 67
NEW YORK — A clump of cells became no longer viable earlier this week at the age of 67. Read…
Journalists Horrified As Village People Perform Double Hitler Salute
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Village People stirred up controversy with their performance at the inauguration of Donald Trump yesterday, with…