Trump Appoints Satan As White House Faith Advisor
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprising move, President Donald Trump announced today that the newly created White House Faith Office…
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The Burger King Calls On Senators To Vote Against RFK Jr.
BURGER KING CASTLE — The Burger King issued an edict from his throne this week and urged senators to vote…
10 Inefficiencies In Government Computer Systems Identified By DOGE Workers
The Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency has been on the warpath against federal waste and turning over every seedy…
Local Episcopal Church Announces 327 New Bible Study Groups For All The Genders
CINCINNATI, OH — St. Arthwyn’s Episcopal Church of Cincinnati has just expanded its discipleship offerings with 327 new Bible study…
All Senate Confirmation Votes Delayed Until Mitch McConnell Unfreezes Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The senate was forced to delay further confirmation votes for Trump’s cabinet this week, clarifying that all…
Man Working From Home Finally Ready To Start Day Now That Wife And Kids Are In Bed
ROCHESTER, MN — Business could finally get done after a local man who works from home was finally ready to…
World Heath Organization Warns Trump Funding Cuts May Delay Release Of New Pandemic
GENEVA — World Health Organization (WHO) leaders are sounding the alarm Thursday, warning that President Trump’s temporary freeze on federal…
Archaeologists Discover Sodom And Gomorrah Was Funded By USAID
JORDAN — Newly translated clay tablets unearthed near the Dead Sea indicate that Sodom and Gomorrah was originally funded by…
Democrats Delay Kash Patel Vote As FBI Hasn’t Finished Shredding All Their Documents
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in the nation’s capital, Senate Democrats have managed to delay their confirmation vote on…
Babylon Bee Announces $36,000/Month Pro Subscription For USAID-Funded Government Agencies
U.S. — The Babylon Bee is proud to announce a special new membership option for USAID-funded government agencies which will…