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Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President
Babylon Bee

Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President

FinnJanuary 20, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home
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Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home

FinnJanuary 20, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The next era of life in the United States promised to be a sobering one, as Americans…

With TikTok Ban, Americans Now Only Being Spied On By Pentagon, Google, Facebook, Apple, Samsung, Doorbell, Toaster
Babylon Bee

With TikTok Ban, Americans Now Only Being Spied On By Pentagon, Google, Facebook, Apple, Samsung, Doorbell, Toaster

FinnJanuary 19, 2025

U.S. — The general public was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief this weekend due to knowing that,…

Biden Confirms That Before Declaring New Amendment, He Talked To Respected Constitutional Scholars Beavis And Butt-Head
Babylon Bee

Biden Confirms That Before Declaring New Amendment, He Talked To Respected Constitutional Scholars Beavis And Butt-Head

FinnJanuary 18, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning declaration, President Biden has unilaterally added a new amendment to the Constitution, officially making…

With TikTok Banned, China Forced To Spy On Americans By Hiding Little Cameras In Fortune Cookies
Babylon Bee

With TikTok Banned, China Forced To Spy On Americans By Hiding Little Cameras In Fortune Cookies

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

BEIJING — With a TikTok ban soon to take effect in the United States, the Chinese Communist Party was forced…

Ohtani Generously Donates 7 At-Bats’ Worth Of Salary To California Fire Victims
Babylon Bee

Ohtani Generously Donates 7 At-Bats’ Worth Of Salary To California Fire Victims

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — As the surrounding areas of Los Angeles faced the daunting task of rebuilding after the devastation…

Babylon Bee Fashion Tip: Ladies, Choose Your Rattiest Set Of Pajamas To Wear To The Airport
Babylon Bee

Babylon Bee Fashion Tip: Ladies, Choose Your Rattiest Set Of Pajamas To Wear To The Airport

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

U.S. — Airports can be hard, especially when you’re a woman trying to decide on the best outfit to wear…

Gen Z: Here Are 15 Things You Can Do With Your Time Now That TikTok Is Banned
Babylon Bee

Gen Z: Here Are 15 Things You Can Do With Your Time Now That TikTok Is Banned

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

TikTok has been officially banned over concerns of improper data collection and the spread of propaganda from the Chinese-owned app.…

Gen Z Upset About TikTok Ban For 4.3 Seconds, Which Is The Maximum Amount Of Time They Can Focus On Something Thanks To TikTok
Babylon Bee

Gen Z Upset About TikTok Ban For 4.3 Seconds, Which Is The Maximum Amount Of Time They Can Focus On Something Thanks To TikTok

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

U.S. — After the U.S. Supreme Court upheld a ban on the Chinese social media platform TikTok, Gen Z managed…

Senate Committee Sticks To Softball Questions For Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem
Babylon Bee

Senate Committee Sticks To Softball Questions For Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem was expected to be approved as Trump’s Secretary of Homeland Security following…

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