Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — Media personality Candace Owens was shocked and appalled today after discovering that Christmas originated because of the birth…

HEAVEN — Upon arriving in Heaven, Ron Darnold was absolutely stoked to discover that the angelic choir greeting him sounded…

U.S. — In response to mounting lawsuits over journalistic malpractice, ABC has decided to add a ticker telling viewers that…

With only a few days left before the calendar turns to 2025, it’s time to look back and honor some…

U.S. — President Joe Biden proudly announced Friday that America’s crippling national debt had officially been paid off in full…

TELLURIDE, CO — Local place of worship The Church of the Shepherd was accused of heresy of the highest order…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elon Musk’s involvement in this week’s failure by Congress to pass a continuing resolution to fund the…

PALM BEACH, FL — In yet another sign of their growing bond, President-elect Donald Trump and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk…

OMAHA, NE — Local father Nathan Michaels called a family meeting Friday afternoon to inform his daughter that she wouldn’t…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, several Representatives in the nation’s capital are feeling frustrated that their spending bill has…