Democrats Demand Transparency From Man Who Posts Literally Everything He Does On The Internet
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have demanded increased transparency from a man who painstakingly posts on the internet every single thing…
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The Babylon Bee Has Obtained RFK Jr.’s New And Improved Food Pyramid
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was only officially confirmed and sworn in as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services…
Impatient Liberal Journalist Starting to Suspect Trump Will Never Send Her to a Concentration Camp
ATLANTA, GA — An impatient liberal journalist employed by CNN began to express doubts this week that President Trump will…
Democrats Vow to Fight DOGE by Wasting More Money Than Ever
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The tug-of-war taking over federal spending continued this week, as prominent Democrats pledged to waste more money…
Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe
MUNICH — After witnessing his fiery speech against unchecked mass migration in Munich, residents of Europe begged JD Vance to…
9 Surefire Ways Bureaucrats Can Hide Fraudulent Spending From DOGE
With Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency running roughshod over the federal government, bureaucrats have been scrambling to…
RFK Jr. Sworn In On Raw 32-Ounce Ribeye
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a powerful statement, RFK Jr was sworn in as the next Secretary of Health and Human…
Jets Announce Plan To Keep Losing But Without Aaron Rodgers
FLORHAM PARK, NJ — A changing of the guard was on the horizon in the NFL, as the New York…
Democrats Rush To Chug As Much Seed Oil As Possible Before RFK Jr. Takes Over
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was confirmed Thursday as the next Secretary of Health and Human Services with…
Pope Francis Announces That God Agrees With Whatever It Is Democrats Want To Do Right Now
ROME — Pope Francis, Pontiff of the Roman Church, has just confirmed that God agrees with whatever it is that…