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Babylon Bee Fashion Tip: Ladies, Choose Your Rattiest Set Of Pajamas To Wear To The Airport
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Babylon Bee Fashion Tip: Ladies, Choose Your Rattiest Set Of Pajamas To Wear To The Airport

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

U.S. — Airports can be hard, especially when you’re a woman trying to decide on the best outfit to wear…

Gen Z: Here Are 15 Things You Can Do With Your Time Now That TikTok Is Banned
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Gen Z: Here Are 15 Things You Can Do With Your Time Now That TikTok Is Banned

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

TikTok has been officially banned over concerns of improper data collection and the spread of propaganda from the Chinese-owned app.…

Gen Z Upset About TikTok Ban For 4.3 Seconds, Which Is The Maximum Amount Of Time They Can Focus On Something Thanks To TikTok
Babylon Bee

Gen Z Upset About TikTok Ban For 4.3 Seconds, Which Is The Maximum Amount Of Time They Can Focus On Something Thanks To TikTok

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

U.S. — After the U.S. Supreme Court upheld a ban on the Chinese social media platform TikTok, Gen Z managed…

Senate Committee Sticks To Softball Questions For Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem
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Senate Committee Sticks To Softball Questions For Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem was expected to be approved as Trump’s Secretary of Homeland Security following…

Success: After 20 Years Of Adulthood, Man Finally Able To Take A Sip Of Black Coffee Without Grimacing
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Success: After 20 Years Of Adulthood, Man Finally Able To Take A Sip Of Black Coffee Without Grimacing

FinnJanuary 17, 2025

GRANDVIEW, MO — A local man reached a historic life milestone today, as after 25 years of adulthood, he was…

Shocking Photos Emerge Of Pete Davidson Dating Marylin Monroe In 1958
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Shocking Photos Emerge Of Pete Davidson Dating Marylin Monroe In 1958

FinnJanuary 16, 2025

HOLLYWOOD, CA — As crews continued to sift through the rubble of fire-ravaged neighborhoods in the Los Angeles area, one…

Retired Parents With Open Calendar Want To Know Why You Don’t Put Your 8 Kids In A Car And Drive 3000 Miles To See Them More Often
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Retired Parents With Open Calendar Want To Know Why You Don’t Put Your 8 Kids In A Car And Drive 3000 Miles To See Them More Often

FinnJanuary 16, 2025

EVANSVILLE, IN — Troubling reports circulated today that your retired parents, who have completely open calendars, wanted to know why…

Kamala Harris Delivers Farewell Address To A Bunch Of Beanie Babies Spread Out On Her Bed
Babylon Bee

Kamala Harris Delivers Farewell Address To A Bunch Of Beanie Babies Spread Out On Her Bed

FinnJanuary 16, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the President’s farewell address on Wednesday evening, Vice President Kamala Harris delivered her own heartfelt address…

Head Of Crime Family Warns About Dangers Of Corruption
Babylon Bee

Head Of Crime Family Warns About Dangers Of Corruption

FinnJanuary 16, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring farewell address to the nation, the notorious head of a prolific crime family warned…

Biden Takes Credit For Developing Dementia So Kamala Would Take His Place And Lose To Trump So Hamas Would Release Hostages
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Biden Takes Credit For Developing Dementia So Kamala Would Take His Place And Lose To Trump So Hamas Would Release Hostages

FinnJanuary 16, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that President-elect Donald Trump had successfully brokered a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas,…

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