Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The reign of terror perpetrated by the Trump administration looked to continue this week, with Democrats and…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panic quickly ensued for federal government employee Jared Walker after Elon Musk’s son Lil X came up…

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have unleashed furious attacks on Republicans for using winning the election as an excuse to try…

BOYERS, PA — The Iron Mountain Federal Records Center has reportedly lost access to all federal retirement files after miners…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching display of old-fashioned romance, Representative Maxine Dexter of Oregon used a speech to publicly…

MURFREESBORO, TN — According to sources, local husband Scott Limber rescued his wife from depression by helpfully explaining why she…

WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump has approved a measure normalizing once again the practice of calling female employees ‘Toots’.   Read…

CIRITH UNGOL — The One Ring must be returned to its rightful owner, The Dark Lord Sauron, a Sauron-appointed judge…

ARLINGTON, VA — In response to mounting pressure from various stakeholders, the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) announced the immediate discontinuation…