RFK Jr. Advises Children To Leave Out 8 Strips of Bacon And A Bowl of Beef Tallow For Santa This Year
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. continued his campaign to make America healthy again by advising kids to leave…
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FBI Assures Nation Drones Just U.S. Government Spying On Its Own Citizens
U.S. — FBI Director Christopher Wray sought to reassure Americans that the drones being spotted over New Jersey were simply…
Newly Discovered Scroll Reveals Fourth Wise Man Who Brought Baby Jesus A Priceless Lego Millennium Falcon
JERUSALEM — A tale retold at Christmastime for thousands of years was shaken up this week, as a newly discovered…
12 Democrats Boycotting Trump’s Inauguration
With plenty of hard feelings still lingering after Trump’s landslide election victory, more and more prominent Democrats have publicly declared…
Too Far? Biden Pardons All Bicyclists
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Biden administration faced its fiercest wave of criticism yet with even the president’s most ardent supporters…
Clarence Thomas Wows Audiences With Starring Role In ‘Annie’
MANHATTAN, NY — Broadway audiences were in for a real treat when Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas took the stage…
Biden Calls For New Gun Laws He Can Pardon His Son For Breaking
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After yet another tragic shooting, President Biden has just called for new gun control laws that he…
12 Most Common Questions Wives Ask During Movies
Women are a mystery. We literally do not understand them at all. So, we consulted with the top women researchers,…
Historians In Year 3400 Still Struggling To Figure Out Why Beyonce Was Famous
3400 AD — According to reports, researchers in the year 3400 are still struggling to discover why an artist and…
Drone Problem Solved After They Try Flying Over Texas
TEXAS — The recent issue of unidentified drones hovering over American skies was solved suddenly today after the drones attempted…