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Study Finds People Trying To Stop Financial Audit Have Absolutely Nothing To Hide
Babylon Bee

Study Finds People Trying To Stop Financial Audit Have Absolutely Nothing To Hide

FinnFebruary 10, 2025

U.S. — Amid ongoing controversy over the Department of Government Efficiency’s investigations into numerous federal agencies to uncover fraud and…

Man Arriving In Heaven Eager To Finally Ask God How Many Liters Of Mountain Dew Code Red He Drank
Babylon Bee

Man Arriving In Heaven Eager To Finally Ask God How Many Liters Of Mountain Dew Code Red He Drank

FinnFebruary 10, 2025

PEARLY GATES — With eternity before him and the full understanding of the divine presence at hand, local soul William…

House Doubles In Value After Being Egged
Babylon Bee

House Doubles In Value After Being Egged

FinnFebruary 10, 2025

COLUMBUS, OH — A local couple was delighted to find that their house had nearly doubled in value after getting…

Democrats Uncover Devious Billionaire Plot To Spend Billions Buying Social Media Company To Get President Trump Elected In Order To Access The Treasury Database And Steal Grandma’s $695 Social Security Check
Babylon Bee

Democrats Uncover Devious Billionaire Plot To Spend Billions Buying Social Media Company To Get President Trump Elected In Order To Access The Treasury Database And Steal Grandma’s $695 Social Security Check

FinnFebruary 10, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have uncovered a devious billionaire plot to spend billions buying a social media company in order…

Chiefs Fire Their Refs
Babylon Bee

Chiefs Fire Their Refs

FinnFebruary 10, 2025

NEW ORLEANS, LA — Following a demoralizing loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LIX, news broke early Monday…

Pfizer Held To Zero Receptions In First Half
Babylon Bee

Pfizer Held To Zero Receptions In First Half

FinnFebruary 10, 2025

  Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Eagles Flagged For Roughing The Passer On Pregame Handshake
Babylon Bee

Eagles Flagged For Roughing The Passer On Pregame Handshake

FinnFebruary 9, 2025

NEW ORLEANS, LA — The Philadelphia Eagles were flagged for roughing the passer before the Super Bowl even got underway,…

Candy Company Introduces New, Even Noisier Wrappers For Opening In Church
Babylon Bee

Candy Company Introduces New, Even Noisier Wrappers For Opening In Church

FinnFebruary 9, 2025

U.S. — The Brach’s Candy company announced the release of new, noisier candy wrappers for opening during the middle of…

Excited Couple Closes Escrow On Dozen Eggs
Babylon Bee

Excited Couple Closes Escrow On Dozen Eggs

FinnFebruary 8, 2025

OLYMPIA, WA — After a lengthy negotiation process, local couple Chris and Haven Whitmer celebrated finally closing escrow on a…

Prince Harry Asks ICE To Deport Him To Guantanamo Bay For Some Peace And Quiet
Babylon Bee

Prince Harry Asks ICE To Deport Him To Guantanamo Bay For Some Peace And Quiet

FinnFebruary 8, 2025

U.S. — Prince Harry has begged for ICE to please deport him to Guantanamo Bay, offering to commit whatever crime…

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