Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise move this morning, President Biden announced he has granted a full and complete pardon…

ARVADA, CO — Local mom of three Kylee Miller was incredibly grateful to receive the advice to “sleep when the…

WORLD — On this very day nearly 17 centuries ago, St. Nicholas made history by punching the heretic Arius for…

LUXEMBOURG — According to eyewitnesses at the Grand Duke’s palace, Nancy Pelosi was rushed to the hospital earlier today after…

It’s growing more and more difficult to enjoy any form of entertainment these days without being bombarded by woke agendas.…

BOCA CHICA, TX — Friends called police and requested to have officers conduct a wellness check on Elon Musk today…

SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom has adopted a plan set forth by the California Air Resources Board to…

MYSTIC, CT — Local churchgoer Clive Richmond, known for his habit of wearing a blue jacket, tall feathered hat, and…

Everyone loves a good Christmas movie, as long as you’re not a sociopath with an ice-cold heart, that is. But…

U.S. — Despite currently being in custody and charged with the murder of a health insurance company CEO, alleged assassin…