Biden Desperately Searches For Anything Else He Can Screw Up In The Next 6 Days
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As he enters his last week as Commander in Chief of the United States, President Joe Biden…
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Republican Hipster Says He Wanted To Annex Greenland Way Before Trump Made It Mainstream
AUSTIN, TN — After news broke that the president-elect was serious about negotiating to purchase the Danish-controlled island in the…
California Police Arrest Arsonist For Using Gas Blowtorch Instead Of Electric Blowtorch
LOS ANGELES, CA — As the devastation spread and the death toll continued to rise with firefighters working tirelessly to…
Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump set to take place next Monday, White House insiders revealed…
Los Angeles Saved After Meghan Markle Arrives To Stand Around Wearing Baseball Cap
LOS ANGELES, CA — In what many are already calling a modern-day miracle, the city of Los Angeles was saved…
Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris continued to get the worst of the exchanges as a heated argument with…
Delta Smelt Fish Association Reiterates Support For Gavin Newsom
SACRAMENTO, CA — With Governor Gavin Newsom facing withering criticism over his preparations for wildfires, the Delta Smelt Fish Association…
Shameful: Activist Liberal Judge Releases Another Felon Onto Streets Of New York City
MANHATTAN, NY — In another disgusting display of judicial activism, progressive judge Juan Merchan released a man convicted of 34…
9 New Attractions Ken Ham Plans To Add To The Ark Encounter
The Ark Encounter continues to be a hot spot for tourists across the country, but creator Ken Ham is reportedly…
A.I. To Be Trained On Reddit To Make Sure It Never Becomes Too Intelligent
U.S. — To counteract concerns that Artificial Intelligence is growing too rapidly and will soon become self-aware and destroy humanity,…