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7 Ways ‘Die Hard’ Points Us To Jesus
Babylon Bee

7 Ways ‘Die Hard’ Points Us To Jesus

December 18, 2024

It’s only a week until Christmas, which means two things — remembering the wonder of God sending Jesus into the…

Newborn Starting To Suspect There’s No Milk In This Pacifier
Babylon Bee

Newborn Starting To Suspect There’s No Milk In This Pacifier

December 18, 2024

CHEYENNE, WY — Local newborn Sebastian Weaver III is starting to suspect this blue nipple he’s been furiously sucking on…

RFK Jr. Advises Children To Leave Out 8 Strips of Bacon And A Bowl of Beef Tallow For Santa This Year
Babylon Bee

RFK Jr. Advises Children To Leave Out 8 Strips of Bacon And A Bowl of Beef Tallow For Santa This Year

December 18, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. continued his campaign to make America healthy again by advising kids to leave…

FBI Assures Nation Drones Just U.S. Government Spying On Its Own Citizens
Babylon Bee

FBI Assures Nation Drones Just U.S. Government Spying On Its Own Citizens

December 18, 2024

U.S. — FBI Director Christopher Wray sought to reassure Americans that the drones being spotted over New Jersey were simply…

Newly Discovered Scroll Reveals Fourth Wise Man Who Brought Baby Jesus A Priceless Lego Millennium Falcon
Babylon Bee

Newly Discovered Scroll Reveals Fourth Wise Man Who Brought Baby Jesus A Priceless Lego Millennium Falcon

December 17, 2024

JERUSALEM — A tale retold at Christmastime for thousands of years was shaken up this week, as a newly discovered…

12 Democrats Boycotting Trump’s Inauguration
Babylon Bee

12 Democrats Boycotting Trump’s Inauguration

December 17, 2024

With plenty of hard feelings still lingering after Trump’s landslide election victory, more and more prominent Democrats have publicly declared…

Too Far? Biden Pardons All Bicyclists
Babylon Bee

Too Far? Biden Pardons All Bicyclists

December 17, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Biden administration faced its fiercest wave of criticism yet with even the president’s most ardent supporters…

Clarence Thomas Wows Audiences With Starring Role In ‘Annie’
Babylon Bee

Clarence Thomas Wows Audiences With Starring Role In ‘Annie’

December 17, 2024

MANHATTAN, NY — Broadway audiences were in for a real treat when Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas took the stage…

Biden Calls For New Gun Laws He Can Pardon His Son For Breaking
Babylon Bee

Biden Calls For New Gun Laws He Can Pardon His Son For Breaking

December 17, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After yet another tragic shooting, President Biden has just called for new gun control laws that he…

12 Most Common Questions Wives Ask During Movies
Babylon Bee

12 Most Common Questions Wives Ask During Movies

December 16, 2024

Women are a mystery. We literally do not understand them at all. So, we consulted with the top women researchers,…

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