Representatives Upset Spending Bill Killed By The People They Represent
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, several Representatives in the nation’s capital are feeling frustrated that their spending bill has…
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‘Elon On The Shelf’ Installed In All Congressional Offices To Remind Lawmakers To Be Efficient
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President-elect Donald Trump was still several weeks away from taking office, but the implementation of new policies…
Civilization VII To Include ‘Bidenomics’ Tech Tree Upgrade Where Inflation Ruins Everything And Eggs Go Up To $12
SPARKS, MD — The hotly anticipated next installment of the popular Civilization franchise, Sid Meier’s Civilization VII, will reportedly expand…
Members Of Congress Explain They Need Pay Raises To Keep Up With The Inflation They Caused
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though Americans were up in arms when news broke that lawmakers were pushing to give themselves an…
8 Reasons Congress Deserves Raises
Is there any group of people that work harder than Congressmen? No. No there is not. And yet, these poor,…
Disgusting: New Woke Superman Movie Features Guy Wearing Underwear Over His Pants
WOKE ALERT! Hollywood is once again bringing its not-so-secret GAY AGENDA into your home with the new Superman film which…
Ignorant Boomer Tries To Pay With Cash
MILWAUKEE, WI — Recent security camera footage of Martha Holmes shows that the 73-year-old Wisconsin native ignorantly attempted to use…
13 Most Surprising Things In The New Spending Bill
Ostensibly designed to merely keep the government open until March, suspicions arose that the new spending bill may have a…
Congress Warns Failure To Pass Spending Bill Might Delay Destruction Of The Country
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With time running short, Congress has warned that failure to pass a massive spending bill could result…
7 Ways ‘Die Hard’ Points Us To Jesus
It’s only a week until Christmas, which means two things — remembering the wonder of God sending Jesus into the…