New Polls Show That Trump Will Definitely Win Unless Harris Wins
U.S. — A new poll from NBC News shows definitively that Trump will win the 2024 presidential election unless Harris…
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Democrats Remind Everyone A Winner May Not Be Declared Until 110% Of The Vote Is Counted
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Americans continue to wait in line to cast their votes today, several prominent Democrats have stepped…
Kamala Harris Confused By Process Where She Needs To Get Votes To Be Selected
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris was heard questioning the voting process early Tuesday, reportedly confused as to why…
9 More Scary Facts About Guns
Brought to you by: Strikeman You should be well aware by now that guns are the most dangerous things in…
Are you garbage? Know the signs
If you’re a regular American who heard President Joe Biden refer to a huge swathe of the population as “garbage”…
Study Finds 100% Of Male Hikers Are Imagining They Are On A Quest During The Third Age Of Middle-Earth
U.S. — A groundbreaking new study has confirmed what countless scientists had suspected for decades, revealing an astounding 100% of…