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Movie You’ve Never Heard Of Wins Best Picture
Babylon Bee

Movie You’ve Never Heard Of Wins Best Picture

FinnMarch 3, 2025

HOLLYWOOD, CA — For the tenth year in a row, a movie you’ve never heard of won the award for…

Academy Announces New Oscar Award For ‘Most Likely To Be On Epstein List’
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Academy Announces New Oscar Award For ‘Most Likely To Be On Epstein List’

FinnMarch 2, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has added a new category for 2025, awarding…

8 Demands Trump Has Made Before Zelensky Can Return
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8 Demands Trump Has Made Before Zelensky Can Return

FinnMarch 1, 2025

After flying to D.C. to purportedly sign a mineral rights deal, Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelensky wound up being kicked out…

Church Bylaws State All Sunday School Classes Must Have One Annoying Guy Who Constantly Starts Off Topic Arguments
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Church Bylaws State All Sunday School Classes Must Have One Annoying Guy Who Constantly Starts Off Topic Arguments

FinnMarch 1, 2025

BRYAN, TX — First Baptist Church of Bryan officially added to their bylaws that all adult Sunday School classes are…

Insult To Injury: Trump Changes Netflix Password And Now Zelensky Has To Get His Own Account
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Insult To Injury: Trump Changes Netflix Password And Now Zelensky Has To Get His Own Account

FinnMarch 1, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — On top of losing an economic deal and getting berated publicly on television, President Zelensky arrived at…

Man Who Works Two Jobs During The Week Preparing Himself For Chaotic Stressful Weekend With Wife And Kids
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Man Who Works Two Jobs During The Week Preparing Himself For Chaotic Stressful Weekend With Wife And Kids

FinnFebruary 28, 2025

GASTONIA, NC — The quest to survive until Monday morning commenced Friday afternoon, as a local husband and father who…

Trump Hangs Up Sign In White House ‘You Must Be This Tall To Receive Foreign Aid’
Babylon Bee

Trump Hangs Up Sign In White House ‘You Must Be This Tall To Receive Foreign Aid’

FinnFebruary 28, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following an explosive meeting at the White House with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, President Donald Trump sought…

Zelensky Tries Bold New Strategy Of Insulting The People He’s Begging For Money From
Babylon Bee

Zelensky Tries Bold New Strategy Of Insulting The People He’s Begging For Money From

FinnFebruary 28, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unusual tactic rarely seen in high-level negotiations, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky decided to try insulting…

Study Finds 98% Of Parenting Just Deciding If That’s Good Or Bad Screaming
Babylon Bee

Study Finds 98% Of Parenting Just Deciding If That’s Good Or Bad Screaming

FinnFebruary 28, 2025

PRINCETON, NJ — According to a new study, researchers have confirmed that approximately 98% of all parenting is just deciding…

Zelensky Kicking Himself For Not Wearing His More Formal Olive Green T-Shirt To White House Meeting
Babylon Bee

Zelensky Kicking Himself For Not Wearing His More Formal Olive Green T-Shirt To White House Meeting

FinnFebruary 28, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It was a difficult day for Volodymyr Zelenskyy, as he had been summoned to the White House…

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