Greg Hartford Of Novi, Michigan Becomes First Person In History To Purchase WinRAR
NOVI, MI — Local man Greg Hartford just made history by becoming the first person in the world to purchase…
Category: Babylon Bee
Aw, Man: Columbia Student Just Graduated With DEI Degree
NEW YORK CITY — Prospects have dimmed considerably for local woman Violet Weber, who just graduated in December from Columbia…
Late-Night Comedians Excited They Can Make Jokes About The President Again
U.S. — Late-night comedy made a stunning return to form Monday following the inauguration of President Trump with hosts reportedly…
Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak
LOS ANGELES, CA — After briefly listening to former Vice President Kamala Harris speak, survivors of the Los Angeles fires…
Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore
MALIBU, CA — Hunter Biden looked visibly troubled this week as sales for his paintings plummeted by approximately 100%. Read…
Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer Disappointed He Can No Longer Work From Home
SAN DIEGO, CA — As President Trump issued an order requiring all government employees to return to work in person,…
Liberals Briefly Pause Chanting ‘Death To Israel’ To Call Elon Musk A Nazi
U.S. — With the uproar over President Donald Trump returning to the White House with a flurry of sweeping actions,…
EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Picture Of The Note Biden Left For Trump
In another incredible exclusive scoop, the Babylon Bee investigative team has obtained a picture of the note Biden left for…
12 Horrifying Nazi Symbols From Trump’s Inauguration
In case you haven’t heard, the United States is now obviously run by Nazis. How obvious, you ask? If you…
Biden Takes Comfort In Fact That At Least He Did His Best To Ruin Country
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Looking back over his legacy, sources said now-former President Joe Biden consoled himself with the fact that,…