Superman Under Fire After Hundreds Of Images Surface Of Him Giving Nazi Salute
METROPOLIS — The hero once thought of by many as the defender of truth, justice, and the American way found…
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Nation Actually Pretty Impressed That Biden Lived Through All 4 Years Of Presidency
U.S. — As Joe Biden’s term came to a close, Americans across the country admitted that they were actually pretty…
Clump Of Cells Dies At 67
NEW YORK — A clump of cells became no longer viable earlier this week at the age of 67. Read…
Journalists Horrified As Village People Perform Double Hitler Salute
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Village People stirred up controversy with their performance at the inauguration of Donald Trump yesterday, with…
10 Based Changes Coming To Education Under Trump
Donald Trump is back in the White House, and he’s bringing sweeping changes to every corner of the country. As…
Cleaning Crew Arrives At White House To Get Rid Of Old Man Smell
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just in time for the Trump administration to move in, a cleaning crew reportedly arrived at the…
Aides Gently Guide Biden To Retirement Home Room Disguised As Oval Office
WASHINTON, D.C. — Confusion was averted for an outgoing leader today, as departing White House aides softly guided now-former President…
Diet Coke Truck Seen Backing Up To White House Doors
WASHINTON, D.C. — Change was in the air today as a Diet Coke truck was seen pulling up to the…
Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President
Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The next era of life in the United States promised to be a sobering one, as Americans…