Category: Babylon Bee

EVANSVILLE, IN — Troubling reports circulated today that your retired parents, who have completely open calendars, wanted to know why…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the President’s farewell address on Wednesday evening, Vice President Kamala Harris delivered her own heartfelt address…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring farewell address to the nation, the notorious head of a prolific crime family warned…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that President-elect Donald Trump had successfully brokered a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas,…

Trump has returned, but this was no surprise to actual Christians who know Biblical prophecy.   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame,…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to elevate the level of discourse in Senate Confirmation hearings, all of the female…

LOS ANGELES, CA — In a daring and heroic act of selfless bravery, California Governor Gavin Newsom rushed headlong into…

ST. PAUL, MN — Local man Roger Marks faked his own death in an incredibly elaborate ruse to get out…

GRAND RAPIDS, MI — Zondervan Publishing announced today that it would be introducing a new Bible concordance that gives readers…

LONDON — Authorities in the United Kingdom were outwitted once again this week, as to avoid prosecution on charges of…