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Trump Claimed, Without Evidence, That 2+2 Makes 4. Not So Fast, Experts Say
Babylon Bee

Trump Claimed, Without Evidence, That 2+2 Makes 4. Not So Fast, Experts Say

FinnFebruary 21, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — During a morning press conference about the state of the war in Ukraine, President Donald Trump suddenly…

Paternity Test Reveals Luke Skywalker’s Father Actually Elon Musk
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Paternity Test Reveals Luke Skywalker’s Father Actually Elon Musk

FinnFebruary 21, 2025

CORELLIA — Shockwaves were felt across the galaxy this week that experts predicted would be felt as far as the…

Finally: State Department Officially Classifies Los Angeles Dodgers As Terrorist Organization
Babylon Bee

Finally: State Department Officially Classifies Los Angeles Dodgers As Terrorist Organization

FinnFebruary 20, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-awaited move that signaled a turning point in the war against evil and lawlessness, the…

Nineveh Promises To Repent As Soon As This Prophet Who Smells Like Whale Barf Leaves Town
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Nineveh Promises To Repent As Soon As This Prophet Who Smells Like Whale Barf Leaves Town

FinnFebruary 20, 2025

NINEVEH — After a surprise visit from an Israelite prophet who inexplicably reeks of whale vomit, local residents have agreed…

Object Left On Stairs Begins Weeks-Long Migration To Bedroom
Babylon Bee

Object Left On Stairs Begins Weeks-Long Migration To Bedroom

FinnFebruary 20, 2025

EDINA, MN — In one of the most beautiful natural phenomena known to mankind, some objects left on the stairs…

Facebook Memories Remind Man Of His Embarrassing Libertarian Phase
Babylon Bee

Facebook Memories Remind Man Of His Embarrassing Libertarian Phase

FinnFebruary 20, 2025

PLANO, TX — It was a rough day for Jaxon Creed when he decided to login to Facebook and was…

Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Second Breakfast
Babylon Bee

Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating Second Breakfast

FinnFebruary 20, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The new administration continued to usher in a modern golden age for America, as President Donald Trump…

‘I Have A Name,’ Sighs Man Known As Ethiopian Eunuch
Babylon Bee

‘I Have A Name,’ Sighs Man Known As Ethiopian Eunuch

FinnFebruary 19, 2025

ETHIOPIA — The man who became a Christian through the miraculous witness of the Apostle Philip was disappointed to learn…

Christian Couple Praying Their Kid Throws Up So They Can Avoid Hosting Small Group Tonight
Babylon Bee

Christian Couple Praying Their Kid Throws Up So They Can Avoid Hosting Small Group Tonight

FinnFebruary 19, 2025

TULSA, OK — Local couple Mark and Ellen Lindell prayed fervently today for their three-year-old to vomit so that they…

Men’s Group Text Enacts Formal Bylaws Banning Exclamation Points, Heart Emojis
Babylon Bee

Men’s Group Text Enacts Formal Bylaws Banning Exclamation Points, Heart Emojis

FinnFebruary 19, 2025

WORCESTER, MA — A golden age has come to a local men’s group chat after bylaws were officially adopted which…

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