As White House Gig Wraps Up, Karine Jean-Pierre Prepares To Head Back To Old Job At Men’s Wearhouse
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre will be exiting politics for good at the end of Biden’s presidential term,…
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Last 100 Million Mexican Citizens Hurriedly Enter U.S. During Biden’s Final Week In Office
U.S. — A final group of 100 million Mexican citizens are taking advantage of Biden’s last week in office by…
Democrats Question Pete Hegseth’s Qualifications After Learning He’s Never Once Worn A Dress
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrat members of the Armed Services Committee questioned nominee Pete Hegseth’s qualifications to serve as Secretary of…
Miracle: Worship Leader Plays Hymn As It Was Written
TULSA, OK — Congregants at a local church were witnesses to what many people described as a divine act as…
Biden Desperately Searches For Anything Else He Can Screw Up In The Next 6 Days
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As he enters his last week as Commander in Chief of the United States, President Joe Biden…
Republican Hipster Says He Wanted To Annex Greenland Way Before Trump Made It Mainstream
AUSTIN, TN — After news broke that the president-elect was serious about negotiating to purchase the Danish-controlled island in the…
California Police Arrest Arsonist For Using Gas Blowtorch Instead Of Electric Blowtorch
LOS ANGELES, CA — As the devastation spread and the death toll continued to rise with firefighters working tirelessly to…
Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump set to take place next Monday, White House insiders revealed…
Los Angeles Saved After Meghan Markle Arrives To Stand Around Wearing Baseball Cap
LOS ANGELES, CA — In what many are already calling a modern-day miracle, the city of Los Angeles was saved…
Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris continued to get the worst of the exchanges as a heated argument with…