Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft
LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials for the Women’s National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter…
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In Honor Of Dolly Parton, Man To Attempt To Work All The Way From 9 To 5
SPRINGFIELD, IL — As news of the passing of beloved music legend Dolly Parton reverberated across America, tributes began…
Confirmed: Reel Of All Your Life’s Bloopers To Be Played When You Arrive In Heaven
ETERNITY — According to heavenly sources, the newly deceased who enter into the Lord’s rest are shown a blooper…
Trump Officially Classifies Liberal Women As Terrorist Organization
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In remarks delivered from the Oval Office on Tuesday, President Donald Trump announced that he had…
Hollywood Working On Darker, Grittier Reboot Of ‘Howdy Doody’
LOS ANGELES, CA — Nearly 65 years after The Howdy Doody Show was canceled, NBCUniversal announced plans to bring…
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
‘Rings Of Power’ Producers Save A Fortune By Filming At Local Renaissance Festival
PLANTERSVILLE, TX — Faced with mounting costs and dwindling viewership, producers for the Amazon TV series Rings of Power…
WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene
U.S. — After Enes Kanter caused a big dramatic scene in public, the WNBA was forced to admit that…
Father Puts Kids Up For Adoption After They Say ‘UHF’ Isn’t Funny
PEORIA, IL — County officials said they would not stand in the way after local man Christopher P. Smith…
Bible Scholars Now Believe David Yelled, ‘Kobe!’ While Hucking Stone At Goliath
VALLEY OF ELAH — A group of theologians and biblical scholars recently concluded that there was reason to believe…