Category: Babylon Bee

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Facing an operational budget shortfall of $10 billion, Governor Gavin Newsom announced today that he would…

    KABUL — The notorious terrorist organization ISIS has claimed responsibility for an algae attack that has disrupted the beautiful…

    CHICAGO, IL — In a cruel denial of basic human rights, the Obama Presidential Library has disenfranchised millions of…

    PITTSBURGH, PA — Local company Stan’s Paper Mill proudly posted on X, formerly Twitter, a message celebrating Pride Month,…

    CAMP SPRINGS, MD — At Joint Base Andrews on Friday, President Donald Trump unveiled the next Air Force One,…

    SAN DIEGO, CA — NASCAR will celebrate Pride month this year by featuring its first all-Subaru race at the…

    U.S. — A.I. has reportedly learned to use the semicolon; now experts are sounding the alarm.   U.S. — A.I.…

    CLAREMONT, NH — Local man Roger Taft, despite owning several mugs declaring him to be the world’s greatest dad,…

    CHICAGO, IL — Seated upon his spinning throne chair, a cackling former President Barack Obama invited guests to witness…

    California has introduced an official LGBT Business Enterprise certificate, which comes with all sorts of cool tax breaks if…