Category: Babylon Bee

    CUPERTINO, CA — Apple announced on Monday that longtime CEO Tim Cook would be stepping down from his role…

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Sources disclosed that a 39-year-old man named Jordan Benson was reportedly considering a career change…

    NEW YORK, NY — In a bold new effort to address what he referred to as “run inequality,” Mayor…

    NEW YORK, NY — Former President Barack Obama and current New York City Mayor Zorhan Mamdani delighted preschool students…

    U.S. — The Fox Network announced on Monday that financial guru Dave Ramsey would be the host of a…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an ethics review discovered that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar had committed a slight $30 million accounting…

    U.S. — Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President…

    HEAVEN — According to angelic sources, Heaven offers special perks for people who dress up nice for church.   HEAVEN…

    SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom announced on Friday that he would be signing a law reinstating the…

    NEW YORK, NY — A New York federal court found Ticketmaster guilty of operating as a monopoly following its…