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Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To ‘Fly Safe’
Babylon Bee

Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To ‘Fly Safe’

FinnJuly 17, 2026

    RALEIGH, NC — A passenger plane tragically crashed on the outskirts of Raleigh on Friday afternoon after no one…

Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With ‘Happy Monday, Team!’
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Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With ‘Happy Monday, Team!’

FinnJuly 17, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death…

CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud
Babylon Bee

CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud

FinnJuly 17, 2026

    ATLANTA, GA — President Donald Trump’s national address on election integrity may have fallen on deaf ears, according to…

Democrats Say They Are Perfectly Capable Of Rigging Elections Without Any Help From China
Babylon Bee

Democrats Say They Are Perfectly Capable Of Rigging Elections Without Any Help From China

FinnJuly 17, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats disputed claims that China interfered in the 2020 U.S. election, declaring that they are perfectly…

Taco Bell Releases New Imodium A-D Sauce Packets To Combat Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
Babylon Bee

Taco Bell Releases New Imodium A-D Sauce Packets To Combat Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak

FinnJuly 17, 2026

    U.S. — Fast-food giant Taco Bell introduced Imodium A-D sauce packets to help customers combat the explosive diarrhea caused…

Christopher Nolan Criticized For Not Depicting Trojan Horse As Historically Accurate Large Wooden Rabbit
Babylon Bee

Christopher Nolan Criticized For Not Depicting Trojan Horse As Historically Accurate Large Wooden Rabbit

FinnJuly 16, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — As critics continued to heap praise on Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, fans heavily criticized the…

Idaho Builds Border Wall Out Of Potatoes To Keep Out Californians
Babylon Bee

Idaho Builds Border Wall Out Of Potatoes To Keep Out Californians

FinnJuly 16, 2026

    BOISE, ID — In a bold stand against the western invasion, Idaho Governor Brad Little announced today that the…

‪Hegseth Orders Any Military Personnel With Low Testosterone Be Transferred To The Navy‬
Babylon Bee

‪Hegseth Orders Any Military Personnel With Low Testosterone Be Transferred To The Navy‬

FinnJuly 16, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth issued a new order that any military member who is discovered…

Cockroach Maintains Composure Despite Making Contact With Journalist
Babylon Bee

Cockroach Maintains Composure Despite Making Contact With Journalist

FinnJuly 16, 2026

    SHERMAN OAKS, CA — A local cockroach somehow maintained his composure on camera despite unexpectedly making contact with a…

National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It
Babylon Bee

National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It

FinnJuly 16, 2026

    U.S. — The U.S. National Park Service issued a reminder to avoid approaching the bison inside national parks, but…

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