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Taco Bell Releases Exciting New Way To Put Its Four Ingredients Together

FinnMay 9, 2026

    U.S. — In what food scientists are calling “a breakthrough in modern cuisine,” Taco Bell has unveiled an incredible…

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Trump Legalizes Shooting Hooligan Kids On Those Motorized Bicycles On Sight

FinnMay 9, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what supporters are calling “the most popular executive action since bringing back the McRib,” President…

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Blasphemous Bible App Claims To Have Update For King James Version

FinnMay 8, 2026

    U.S. — A Bible application for mobile devices was blacklisted by members of several evangelical denominations after its developer…

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Republicans Smear Popular Progressive Candidate Just Because He’s a Clone of Hitler

FinnMay 8, 2026

    PORTLAND, ME — Popular progressive candidate Arnold Henry swept through the Democratic primary and excited left-leaning Democrats — with…

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10 Shocking Revelations From The Declassified UFO Files

FinnMay 8, 2026

    In a long-anticipated move, the U.S. government finally released a trove of previously classified files about UFOs and the…

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UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion

FinnMay 8, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — A newly released batch of classified government documents revealed aliens had already been present for many…

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Virginia Considering New Measure That Just Makes It Illegal For Republicans To Vote

FinnMay 8, 2026

    RICHMOND, VA — In the wake of the Virginia Supreme Court striking down the commonwealth’s redrawn voting map, Democrats…

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9 Best Times To Watch ‘The Fellowship Of The Ring’

FinnMay 7, 2026

    Peter Jackson’s The Fellowship of the Ring is among the best films ever made, but it’s long. Clocking in…

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Theologians Now Believe Everyone Gets Their Own G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier In Heaven

FinnMay 7, 2026

    CAMBRIDGE — A paper published by professors at the University of Cambridge affirmed a long-speculated theory about Heaven, that…

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Life Hack: To Save Money On Gas, Buy A Car With Two Steamroller Wheels Made Out Of Stone And Push It With Your Feet

FinnMay 7, 2026

    UNITED STATES — Do you feel like you are playing life on hard mode now that gas is $5…

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