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Nation Excitedly Gathers For Annual Tradition Of Seeing Whose Career Will Be Killed By Cleveland Browns

FinnApril 23, 2026

    U.S. — In what has become one of America’s most cherished annual traditions, a giddy nation will gather around…

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NFL To Utilize Hogwarts’ Sorting Hat For This Year’s Draft

FinnApril 22, 2026

    PITTSBURGH, PA — In a stark change from decades of tradition, the National Football League announced that, rather than…

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10 Powerful Stories From People Who Converted To Atheism

FinnApril 22, 2026

    We all love a good conversion story. Those beautiful accounts of people who thought life had meaning and then…

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Man Packs Book For Vacation So He Can Carry Around Book On Vacation

FinnApril 22, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — In accordance with his normal travel routine, a local man made sure that he packed…

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Too Far? Gerrymandered Virginia Congressional Map Includes California

FinnApril 22, 2026

    RICHMOND, VA — The political landscape in the Commonwealth was set to change drastically moving forward, as the new…

Babylon Bee

Democrats Devastated To Learn America Less Racist Than They Thought

FinnApril 22, 2026

    U.S. — Democrats were deeply saddened to learn today that America isn’t actually as racist as they thought it…

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Newsom Orders Reservoirs Emptied In Preparation For Fire Season

FinnApril 21, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom took decisive action on Tuesday as he ordered California reservoirs drained in…

Babylon Bee

Party That Promised To Save America Announces It’s Not Really Interested In Saving America Anymore

FinnApril 21, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following months of urging from President Trump and the American people to pass the SAVE Act…

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Weird, But OK: Woman Carries Child For 9 Months Just To Name Him ‘Walter’

FinnApril 21, 2026

    KINGMAN, AZ — According to witness accounts, a local woman carried her unborn child to a full 9 months,…

Babylon Bee

Ayatollah Agrees To Surrender But Only If JD Vance Wears This Cute Sailor Outfit

FinnApril 21, 2026

    ISLAMABAD — In a stunning breakthrough in the ongoing peace negotiations, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei agreed to a full surrender…

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