Category: Babylon Bee

    ANAHEIM, CA — The Los Angeles area of Anaheim breathed a collective sigh of relief today after authorities finally…

    CHINO, CA — A local introvert was reportedly unable to correct a waiter at his favorite restaurant when, after…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump assured the nation that the cost of groceries should drop just as soon…

    LANSING, MI — Local mom Gina Muldoon, who sources confirmed posts to Facebook an average of 137 times each…

    Get a load of this complete IDIOT who spent the ENTIRE WEEK walking around with his loins completely ungirded.…

    U.S. — Democratic politicians began distancing themselves from podcaster and campaign surrogate Hasan Piker after realizing that Piker was…

    LANSING, MI — During a live interview on Fox News, Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forcefully defended the beheading…

    WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA — One of the nation’s loudest progressive voices issued a strong defense on his own behalf…

    TOMBALL, TX — Signaling a dramatic shift in focus from its longstanding tradition, a local high school proposed adding…

    HEAVEN — Heaven’s residents admitted conflict between having to chose between spending the afternoon at Chuck Norris’s martial arts…