Category: Babylon Bee

    NEW YORK, NY — Citizens of the year 2026 were left confused on Tuesday after a rift in the…

    U.S. — Before allowing customers to fill up with gas, pumps will now ask about a potential car wash,…

    U.S. — When Supergirl releases in theaters on June 26, executives from Warner Bros. Pictures expressed confidence that the…

    TULSA, OK — Local cat owner Melissa Darst patted and praised her kitty, Bella, briefly interrupting Bella’s plotting of…

    U.S. — The fires currently burning inside the nation’s dumpsters spoke out publicly on Tuesday to condemn their being…

    VATICAN CITY — In disastrous news for the Catholic Church, a mischievous little monkey stole Pope Leo’s hat and…

    The World Cup has brought real excitement to these American shores, and not just in the form of soccer,…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The algae from the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool surged ahead of former Vice President Kamala Harris…

    LONDON — In a stunning fall from power, one of the world’s foremost Muslim leaders was forced to resign…

    MASON, MI — Democratic candidate Brad Winkler vowed to “Free Palestine” as he launched his campaign for the District…