Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — Controversy erupted today following Donald Trump’s landslide election victory, as Democrats admitted that Trump actually won in 2020…

U.S. — The gender gap was once again proven to be real as a woman was only awarded 78% of…

U.S. — President Donald Trump has officially beaten yet another woman, remaining undefeated against women.   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame,…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — American rock band Rage Against the Machine, famous for songs with anti-authoritarian themes, proudly announced they would…

WASHINGTON D.C. — Business owners around Washington D.C. have begun preparing for an overwhelming outpouring from the ‘Party Of Joy’…

USA — Early exit polls in the 2024 presidential election show surprise write-in candidate Peanut the Squirrel with a commanding…

Though many Americans are worried about the security of America’s electoral processes our elections are and always have been completely…

MADISON, WI — A local white male has made the courageous decision to vote for Kamala to preserve his daughter’s…

U.S. — Just in time for Election Day, officials unveiled a brand-new ballot box for Libertarians to use which, they…

ATLANTA, GA — Local dad Brad O’Malley reportedly disappointed his young children this morning by informing them that the results…