Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Officials within the FBI have warned that naming Kash Patel director of the Bureau could seriously undermine…

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a surprise move, President-elect Donald Trump has already moved re-establish relations with the notorious Castro regime.…

DAYTON, OH — A grown, adult male generally regarded as mentally sound pinned his entire emotional well-being for the next…

NORFOLK, VA — Local man Jason Thompson pondered heavily this morning whether to burn his eyeballs with an old car…

CHICAGO, IL — Consumers across America were shocked and elated to land huge deals after finding out Dyson vacuums would…

Alcoholism is a dangerous condition affecting millions across the United States each and every year, from the poorest among us…

GREEN VALLEY LAKE, CA — Local man Landon Collings, 45, heroically volunteered to do the most important part of Thanksgiving…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Children sitting at the kids’ table during Kamala Harris’s family Thankgiving dinner were confused and “a little…

OXFORD, MS — The Thanksgiving week turned ugly for one local family, as a southern wife was arrested and booked…

It’s the fourth week of November, which means it’s time for us all to do a little introspection and consider…