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Even Better Film Adaptation Of Lord of the Rings Will Just Be An Old British Guy Reading The Books Out Loud For 56 Hours
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Even Better Film Adaptation Of Lord of the Rings Will Just Be An Old British Guy Reading The Books Out Loud For 56 Hours

November 27, 2024

HOLLYWOOD, CA — While Peter Jackson’s stirring movies have become one of the most popular film adaptations of any book…

‘I Sure Love Pumpkin Pie,’ Says Man Spraying Gallon Of Reddi-Whip Over Pumpkin Pie
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‘I Sure Love Pumpkin Pie,’ Says Man Spraying Gallon Of Reddi-Whip Over Pumpkin Pie

November 27, 2024

TOLEDO, OH — Local man Jacob Nicholson repeatedly declared his love for pumpkin pie today while covering a 12-inch pie…

Hungover Kamala Harris Gets Sinking Feeling While Checking If She Drunk-Posted Anything Yesterday
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Hungover Kamala Harris Gets Sinking Feeling While Checking If She Drunk-Posted Anything Yesterday

November 27, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Nursing a vicious hangover, Vice President Kamala Harris began to get a sinking feeling as she pulled…

Kamala Officially Unburdened By Sobriety
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Kamala Officially Unburdened By Sobriety

November 27, 2024

U.S. — Vice President Kamala Harris released a video to let followers know that with the Presidential race over, she…

9 Things Public Schools Won’t Tell You About The First Thanksgiving
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9 Things Public Schools Won’t Tell You About The First Thanksgiving

November 26, 2024

It’s Thanksgiving week, which brings back memories of what you learned in school about the first Thanksgiving, where pilgrim settlers…

12-Year-Old Jesus Amazes Temple Teachers By Completing Cracker Barrel Peg Game On First Try
Babylon Bee

12-Year-Old Jesus Amazes Temple Teachers By Completing Cracker Barrel Peg Game On First Try

November 26, 2024

JERUSALEM — The temple scribes and teachers were left in dumbfounded awe as a young boy from Nazareth named Jesus…

Trump Announces Plan To Deport 5,000 Illegal Immigrants In One Pre-Owned Honda Civic Hatchback
Babylon Bee

Trump Announces Plan To Deport 5,000 Illegal Immigrants In One Pre-Owned Honda Civic Hatchback

November 26, 2024

PALM BEACH, FL — As the public awaited the changes that come along with the transition to a new presidential…

Report: Kamala’s 2028 Campaign Already $700 Million In Debt
Babylon Bee

Report: Kamala’s 2028 Campaign Already $700 Million In Debt

November 26, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris’s potential second attempt at the White House hit a disappointing obstacle this week,…

Gregorian Monks Now Offer Second Sunday Service With Upbeat Contemporary Chants
Babylon Bee

Gregorian Monks Now Offer Second Sunday Service With Upbeat Contemporary Chants

November 26, 2024

STEUBENVILLE, OH — Modern-minded parishioners of St. Peter’s, a church connected to a Benedictine monastery, were pleased to hear that…

Trump Proposes 25 Percent Tariff On Imports From California
Babylon Bee

Trump Proposes 25 Percent Tariff On Imports From California

November 26, 2024

PALM BEACH, FL — President-elect Donald Trump officially announced that he plans to impose a 25% tariff on all imports…

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