Category: Babylon Bee

In a few days, Americans across the nation will be slaving away in the kitchen, setting the table, and launching…

AUSTIN, TX — As rumors continued to swirl of his interest in purchasing the beleaguered cable news channel, reports indicated…

ENCHANTED FOREST — Evil Queen Grimhilde resorted to turning her magic mirror off and back on after the mirror claimed…

NORTH POLE — Elves in Santa’s workshop marched out in protest this week to voice their complaints about declining wages…

NEW YORK, NY — Following what had been a tumultuous election season and notable instances of panel members having to…

PALM BEACH, FL — Less than one month after the presidential election and still eight weeks away from his inauguration,…

RENO, NV — Local conspiracy theorist Joy Behar went on an unhinged rant this morning, professing to a friend that…

KANSAS CITY, MO — Local man Kevin Marlow successfully passed the bar exam today, after preparing by simply watching The…

U.S. — In a dramatic move that could shake up the media industry, Elon Musk has announced his intent to…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Following his portrayal as Steve in the Minecraft movie, Jack Black has announced that he has just…