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HERESY: Church Passes Out LED Candles For ‘Silent Night’

HERESY: Church Passes Out LED Candles For 'Silent Night'

TELLURIDE, CO — Local place of worship The Church of the Shepherd was accused of heresy of the highest order after its staff was caught handing out LED candles to sing “Silent Night” instead of real fire-burning candles as God intended.

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