Category: Babylon Bee

WOKE ALERT! Hollywood is once again bringing its not-so-secret GAY AGENDA into your home with the new Superman film which…

MILWAUKEE, WI — Recent security camera footage of Martha Holmes shows that the 73-year-old Wisconsin native ignorantly attempted to use…

Ostensibly designed to merely keep the government open until March, suspicions arose that the new spending bill may have a…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With time running short, Congress has warned that failure to pass a massive spending bill could result…

It’s only a week until Christmas, which means two things — remembering the wonder of God sending Jesus into the…

CHEYENNE, WY — Local newborn Sebastian Weaver III is starting to suspect this blue nipple he’s been furiously sucking on…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. continued his campaign to make America healthy again by advising kids to leave…

U.S. — FBI Director Christopher Wray sought to reassure Americans that the drones being spotted over New Jersey were simply…

JERUSALEM — A tale retold at Christmastime for thousands of years was shaken up this week, as a newly discovered…

With plenty of hard feelings still lingering after Trump’s landslide election victory, more and more prominent Democrats have publicly declared…