Newborn Starting To Suspect There’s No Milk In This Pacifier

Newborn Starting To Suspect There's No Milk In This Pacifier

CHEYENNE, WY — Local newborn Sebastian Weaver III is starting to suspect this blue nipple he’s been furiously sucking on for 3 hours might not contain any milk.

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