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Biden Issues Pardon To The Dark Lord Sauron

Biden Issues Pardon To The Dark Lord Sauron

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise move this morning, President Biden announced he has granted a full and complete pardon to the Dark Lord Sauron.

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