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Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network
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Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network

November 23, 2024

U.S. — In a dramatic move that could shake up the media industry, Elon Musk has announced his intent to…

After Playing Steve In Minecraft Movie, Jack Black to Play Lara Croft
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After Playing Steve In Minecraft Movie, Jack Black to Play Lara Croft

November 23, 2024

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Following his portrayal as Steve in the Minecraft movie, Jack Black has announced that he has just…

Scholars Discover Little-Known Bible Verse Authorizing Divorce If Spouse Plays Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving
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Scholars Discover Little-Known Bible Verse Authorizing Divorce If Spouse Plays Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving

November 22, 2024

CAMBRIDGE — Though it was long thought to be prohibited except for reasons of sexual immorality, Bible scholars now say…

America Is Toast: Here Are 9 More A-List Celebs Who Are Leaving
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America Is Toast: Here Are 9 More A-List Celebs Who Are Leaving

November 22, 2024

With Hollywood mainstays like Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi escaping the hostility of the United States, how can America…

Joe Rogan Says If Dragons Aren’t Real Then What Was He Riding Through Hyperspace While Smoking Pot With The Machine Elves Last Night?
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Joe Rogan Says If Dragons Aren’t Real Then What Was He Riding Through Hyperspace While Smoking Pot With The Machine Elves Last Night?

November 22, 2024

AUSTIN, TX — Comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan, a professed believer in dragons, pushed back against naysayers by presenting a…

Court Overturns Jussie Smollett Hoax Conviction Due To Evidence America Actually Is MAGA Country
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Court Overturns Jussie Smollett Hoax Conviction Due To Evidence America Actually Is MAGA Country

November 22, 2024

SPRINGFIELD, IL — The Illinois Supreme Court announced yesterday that it had overturned disgraced actor Jussie Smollett’s conviction on charges…

Wife Hoping To Unwind With Weekend Of Stressful Activities
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Wife Hoping To Unwind With Weekend Of Stressful Activities

November 22, 2024

DENVER, CO — Local mom Patricia McMullins, overwhelmed by a busy week of housework and raising her children, was reportedly…

RFK Jr. Unveils New School Lunches That Are Just A 24-Ounce Ribeye And A White Claw
Babylon Bee

RFK Jr. Unveils New School Lunches That Are Just A 24-Ounce Ribeye And A White Claw

November 22, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the Department of Health and Human Services reported that incoming Secretary Rober F. Kennedy, Jr.…

Sweet Victory! 10 Things Republicans Can Be Thankful For This Year
Babylon Bee

Sweet Victory! 10 Things Republicans Can Be Thankful For This Year

November 21, 2024

Not only is it morning in America once again, but it’s almost Thanksgiving morning in America. This year, Republicans have…

Wife Commits Seppuku In Shame After Failing To Clean Up Before Cleaning Lady Arrives
Babylon Bee

Wife Commits Seppuku In Shame After Failing To Clean Up Before Cleaning Lady Arrives

November 21, 2024

FLINT, MI — A local suburban neighborhood was thrown into shock after news spread that housewife Eleanor Schmidt had just…

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