RFK Jr. Unveils New School Lunches That Are Just A 24-Ounce Ribeye And A White Claw

RFK Jr. Unveils New School Lunches That Are Just A 24 Ounce Ribeye And A White Claw

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the Department of Health and Human Services reported that incoming Secretary Rober F. Kennedy, Jr. was preparing to unveil new school lunches that would replace the standard format of vegetables and milk with a 24-ounce ribeye steak and a White Claw.

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