Category: Babylon Bee

    TEHRAN — After three weeks of fighting in Iran, current U.S. tax dollars are steadily defeating U.S. tax dollars…

    LINCOLN, NE — Local mom Clara Gibbons expressed dismay upon discovering that her children had once again eaten all…

    DANIA BEACH, FL — Spirit Airlines unveiled a new all-duct tape aircraft that is expected to increase the company’s…

    HADES — Demons happily welcomed 27-year-old Jim Carole to Hell on Tuesday after he was immediately condemned to eternal…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Americans pressing their senators and representatives to take action to secure elections, Senate Majority Leader…

    In addition to reports that he was seriously injured in airstrikes at the onset of the U.S.-Iran conflict, new…

    ALEXANDRIA, VA — Senator Chuck Schumer was seen struggling with Costco security guards after failing to show his membership…

    TEHRAN — With rumors about his sexual preferences circulating amid the ongoing military conflict ravaging his country, the new…

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — The horror movie Sinners has officially won the Oscar for “Crappiest Movie To Win An Oscar”.…

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — President Trump has once again been snubbed for his iconic role in Home Alone 2: Lost…