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Trump Surprises Don Jr. With Beautiful Wedding Gift Of Cuba

FinnMay 22, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump confirmed on Friday that, instead of attending his son’s wedding in the Bahamas,…

Babylon Bee

DNC 2024 Election Autopsy Just Joe Biden’s Actual Autopsy

FinnMay 22, 2026

    U.S. — The Democratic National Committee released its autopsy this week of what went wrong in the 2024 election…

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Hunter Biden’s Reputation In Ruins After Talking To Candace Owens

FinnMay 21, 2026

    U.S. — After sitting down for an interview with podcaster Candace Owens, Hunter Biden’s reputation was reportedly in ruins.…

Babylon Bee

Company-Wide Meeting Really Just For Phil

FinnMay 21, 2026

    GREENVILLE, SC — Sources revealed that the company-wide meeting scheduled today for all SynerTech employees was, in actuality, just…

Babylon Bee

Should You Start A Podcast? Take The Quiz

FinnMay 21, 2026

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Babylon Bee

Zillow Adds New Feature For California Homes Showing Whether They Are Currently On Fire

FinnMay 21, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Popular house-purchasing platform Zillow added a new feature this week that helpfully informs users of…

Babylon Bee

Generation That Put Nation $39 Trillion In Debt Condemns Gen Z For Spending Irresponsibly

FinnMay 21, 2026

    U.S. — Members of the generation that oversaw putting America $39 trillion in debt gathered in solidarity this week…

Babylon Bee

White Smoke Rises From Los Angeles, Signaling Karen Bass Is Still Mayor

FinnMay 21, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — White smoke was once again seen rising from the city of Los Angeles, signaling that…

Babylon Bee

Politicians Begin Offering Tucker Carlson $1 Million To Not Endorse Them

FinnMay 20, 2026

    U.S. — Following news that Senator Thomas Massie had lost his bid for re-election, several politicians have reportedly begun…

Babylon Bee

Gen Zer Dies Of Starvation After DoorDash Driver Gets Flat Tire

FinnMay 20, 2026

    NORFOLK, VA — A member of Generation Z reportedly starved to death while waiting for a DoorDash delivery that…

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