Category: Babylon Bee

    CHICAGO, IL — After fielding a flood of calls complaining of loud popping noises, the Chicago Police Department issued…

    PARIS — American visitor Ben Garfield reportedly entered day three of attempting to find an exit from a roundabout.…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — America was in for a treat this holiday weekend, as the nation agreed to allow Joe…

    NEW YORK, NY — Defying old age and government authorities, libertarian firebrand Ron Paul was spotted climbing to the…

    U.S. — The Transportation Security Administration announced on Thursday that it had officially placed the entire Democratic Party on…

    BIRMINGHAM, AL — A new technique for managing children was discovered this week, as local woman Sarah Bailey got…

    ORLANDO, FL — After years of being admired for his absolutely shredded physique, local man Chris Kolaski finally revealed…

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani asked New Yorkers weathering the heatwave to keep their thermostats at a…

    Before the United States Supreme Court handed down its ruling that effectively banned trans athletes from competing in women’s…

    LONDON — A rape gang was busted Wednesday after British police received an anonymous tip that they’d been illegally…