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8 Most Horribly Divisive Statements From Trump’s State Of The Union

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

    With last night’s polarizing State of the Union, President Trump continued fracturing the country with pointed rhetoric designed only…

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Trump Forced To Deploy ICE During State Of The Union To Pepper Spray Unruly Democrats

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a historic first, a sitting U.S. president was forced to subdue members of Congress with…

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Devastating: Black New Yorkers Unable To Shovel Driveways As None Of Them Have ID

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — With winter storms pounding the Northeast, black New Yorkers were sadly left unable to shovel…

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Trump Reveals Plan To Secure Third Term By Speaking For 7 Straight Years

FinnFebruary 25, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has unveiled his clever plan to secure a third term by simply continuing his…

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Congress Wondering Who That Stunning Man Is Behind Trump

FinnFebruary 24, 2026

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

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Thomas Massie To Hold His Own State Of The Union On Street Corner Outside A T.J. Maxx

FinnFebruary 24, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky will be holding his own State of the…

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Man Scores Killer Discount On Flights To Puerto Vallarta

FinnFebruary 24, 2026

    ATLANTA — Local man Brandon Haden reportedly wowed friends and family this week with a surprise trip to the…

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Democrats Announce State Of The Union Response Will Be Delivered By Bad Bunny

FinnFebruary 24, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democrat response to President Trump’s State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by…

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Report: Trump Just One More Assassination Attempt Away From A Free Third Term

FinnFebruary 23, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With an alleged third assassination attempt in the books, President Trump is reportedly one step closer…

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Dad Enters Crossword Era

FinnFebruary 23, 2026

    SOUTH BEND, IN — According to sources, local husband and father Glenn Riverton has reportedly entered the crossword era…

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