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Who Won The War With Iran? 10 Different News Outlets Report

FinnApril 8, 2026

    The U.S.-Iran War has captured hearts and headlines all over the world. Now, with a two-week ceasefire agreement in…

Babylon Bee

Middle East Celebrates Ceasefire With Massive Fireworks Display

FinnApril 8, 2026

    MIDDLE EAST — The nations of the Middle East celebrated the announcement of a ceasefire with an massive fireworks…

Babylon Bee

Nike Releases New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign ‘Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver’

FinnApril 8, 2026

    U.S. — Sporting apparel giant Nike has released a new ad campaign alongside Tiger Woods, featuring the slightly updated…

Babylon Bee

Hell Confirms All Its Appliances Controlled With Apple TV Remote

FinnApril 8, 2026

    NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Satan announced Wednesday that all its appliances going forward will be controlled by the…

Babylon Bee

Too Far? Trump Threatens To Nuke Used Car Dealership Unless It Comes Down Another $500 On 2017 Chevy Malibu

FinnApril 8, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to…

Babylon Bee

World In Shock As Trump Takes Seemingly Extreme Position To Negotiate Best Possible Deal

FinnApril 8, 2026

    WORLD — People across the globe were left in utter shock as President Trump staked out a seemingly extreme…

Babylon Bee

Psych! Trump Drops Bombs That Just Shoot Out Little Flags That Say ‘POW!’

FinnApril 7, 2026

    TEHRAN — A cackling President Donald Trump completely psyched out the Iranian regime by threatening nuclear war and then…

Babylon Bee

Newly Engaged Couple Sets Up Wedding Registry At Chevron Station

FinnApril 7, 2026

    VAN NUYS, CA — Newly engaged couple Barrett Brown and Melissa McClaren excitedlywedding registry at a local Chevron station,…

Babylon Bee

8 Shocking Things Artemis II Found On The Far Side Of The Moon

FinnApril 7, 2026

    The dark side of the moon has long been the subject of myth and speculation. What mysteries lie beyond…

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As Astronauts Reach the Farthest Any Human Has Been From Earth, Mission Specialist Pretty Sure He Left the Oven On

FinnApril 7, 2026

    SPACE — On Monday, the Artemis II crew set a new record for the farthest away from Earth humans…

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