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Obama Library To Feature Interactive Exhibit Where Visitors Can Print Their Own Birth Certificates

FinnMarch 9, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — According to early reviews, the new Obama Presidential Center boasts an exciting interactive exhibit for all…

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Mamdani Condemns New Yorkers For Making Muslims Throw Bombs At Them

FinnMarch 8, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani has strongly condemned New Yorkers for making Muslims throw improvised explosive devices…

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Newly-Unemployed Dan Crenshaw Joins Crew Of ‘Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything’

FinnMarch 8, 2026

    HOUSTON, TX — Out of a job after his primary defeat, Dan Crenshaw has officially joined up with the…

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Pope Condemns Allied Forces For Not Just Talking It Out With Nazis

FinnMarch 8, 2026

    VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo issued a forceful condemnation of the Allied Forces resorting to violence instead of simply…

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Megyn Kelly Goes Back To Normal After Eating A Snickers

FinnMarch 6, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — After months of mounting concern over her apparent change in viewpoints on geopolitical matters, popular…

Babylon Bee

U.S. Embassy In Minneapolis Evacuated Over Safety Concerns For American Citizens

FinnMarch 6, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — The United States State Department issued an evacuation order for the U.S. embassy located in downtown…

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DHS Nominee Markwayne Mullin Surges In Popularity After Vowing To Deport Liberal White Ladies

FinnMarch 6, 2026

    U.S. — As the Trump cabinet experienced a significant changing of the guard, new Department of Homeland Security nominee…

Babylon Bee

Tearful Trump Takes Kristi Noem Behind Woodshed

FinnMarch 5, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With a hard-set face betrayed by tears, President Donald Trump was seen taking Homeland Security Secretary…

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U.S. Air Force Destroys $3,200 Iranian Regime Toyota With $30-Million Smart Bomb

FinnMarch 5, 2026

    TEHRAN — The United States Air Force confirmed a major strategic victory in Iran this week after it utilized…

Babylon Bee

Iranian Regime Calls White House To Ask If They Can Have Biden Back

FinnMarch 5, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Faced with the threat of their total annihilation, the Islamic Republic of Iran reportedly contacted the…

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