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Suspicious: Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53

FinnFebruary 4, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by…

Babylon Bee

Awesome New Streaming Service Records Movie Streams Onto Cool Shiny Discs And You Can Buy Them And Own Them Forever

FinnFebruary 3, 2026

    U.S. — Entertainment fanatics will soon have something revolutionary to look forward to, as an awesome new streaming service…

Babylon Bee

Stupid Kid In ‘Hakuna Matata’ Shirt Doesn’t Know The Film Ultimately Repudiates The Song’s Message As Simba Realizes He Must Fulfill His Role In The Natural Order To End The Chaos And Suffering Caused By His Hedonistic Pursuit Of Pleasure

FinnFebruary 3, 2026

    ANAHEIM, CA — A stupid kid visiting Disneyland in a “Hakuna Matata” shirt didn’t seem to realize that, in…

Babylon Bee

Man Horrified To Learn ICE Has Permanent Presence At His Hotel

FinnFebruary 3, 2026

    SALEM, OR — A hotel guest caused quite the stir at a local Holiday Inn Express this week after…

Babylon Bee

Hollywood Confused As Guy Keeps Saying ‘Jesus’ But Does Not Appear To Be Using It As A Curse Word

FinnFebruary 3, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — The entertainment industry was sent abuzz over the weekend after a guy at the Grammys…

Babylon Bee

Peter Dinklage Receives Little Praise After Taking Short Time To Recite Small Poem

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Actor Peter Dinklage was reportedly a wee bit annoyed and expressed slight disappointment that he…

Babylon Bee

Roomful Of Pedophiles Protest ICE Deporting Pedophiles

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — A room full of pedophiles in attendance at Sunday night’s Grammys ceremony defiantly protested Trump’s…

Babylon Bee

Tearful Trump Ends Deportations After Seeing Celebrities Wearing ‘ICE OUT’ Pins

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — A tearful President Trump has reportedly issued a halt on all deportations and ordered the immediate…

Babylon Bee

Sandwich Ruined After Not Being Cut In Triangles

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

    U.S. — What had been expected to be a delightful lunch was thrown into chaos and threatened to destroy…

Babylon Bee

Republican, Democrat Party Platforms Now Just Lists Of People They Would Arrest

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

    U.S. — The political system in the United States took a sharp turn away from addressing practical issues facing…

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