Trump Forced To Deploy ICE During State Of The Union To Pepper Spray Unruly Democrats
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a historic first, a sitting U.S. president was forced to subdue members of Congress with…
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Devastating: Black New Yorkers Unable To Shovel Driveways As None Of Them Have ID
NEW YORK CITY — With winter storms pounding the Northeast, black New Yorkers were sadly left unable to shovel…
Trump Reveals Plan To Secure Third Term By Speaking For 7 Straight Years
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has unveiled his clever plan to secure a third term by simply continuing his…
Congress Wondering Who That Stunning Man Is Behind Trump
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Thomas Massie To Hold His Own State Of The Union On Street Corner Outside A T.J. Maxx
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky will be holding his own State of the…
Man Scores Killer Discount On Flights To Puerto Vallarta
ATLANTA — Local man Brandon Haden reportedly wowed friends and family this week with a surprise trip to the…
Democrats Announce State Of The Union Response Will Be Delivered By Bad Bunny
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democrat response to President Trump’s State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by…
Report: Trump Just One More Assassination Attempt Away From A Free Third Term
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With an alleged third assassination attempt in the books, President Trump is reportedly one step closer…
Dad Enters Crossword Era
SOUTH BEND, IN — According to sources, local husband and father Glenn Riverton has reportedly entered the crossword era…
U.S. Hockey Team Melts Down Gold Medals to Replace Missing Teeth
MILAN, ITALY — Following their victory over Canada, the US Olympic Hockey Team has continued celebrating by melting down…