Category: Babylon Bee

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With California adopting a new system to check if LGBTQ+ labeled businesses are really gay,…

    NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats…

    CHICAGO, IL — In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald’s has announced the return of its true, original-recipe…

    Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its…

    When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in…

    RAMSES — Archaeologists excavating at ancient Egyptian historical sites discovered evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to…

    U.S. — In an effort to better reflect the league’s values, Major League Baseball announced that it had officially…

    U.S. — According to sources, a routine agreement negotiated by President Donald Trump has resulted in control of the…

    MADISON, WI — Local man Brad Pulman admitted to friends that all the knowledge he has ever obtained about…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Elon Musk officially becoming the world’s first confirmed trillionaire, leaders of the…