Category: Babylon Bee

    U.S. — According to podcast host and self-professed theologian Tucker Carlson, Muslims aren’t anti-Christian. In fact, they love Jesus…

    VATICAN CITY — President Donald Trump escalated his feud with Pope Leo this morning, nailing a copy of The…

    U.S. — According to advertising experts, the reason television commercials no longer depict medicine as tiny little warriors murdering…

    TULSA, OK — The security line ground to a halt this morning at the Tulsa International Airport as it…

    As you’ve probably heard, there is a chimpanzee civil war in Uganda.   As you’ve probably heard, there is a…

    VATICAN CITY — In an escalation of the public feud between the U.S. president and the supreme pontiff of…

    SACRAMENTO, CA — After being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault, Representative Eric Swalwell issued a fierce denial…

    ANAHEIM, CA — During Thursday night’s hockey game between the San Jose Sharks and Anaheim Ducks, one lucky fan…

    WORLD — In a historic ecumenical breakthrough, devout Roman Catholics finally found common ground with Protestants in ignoring what…

    LAKE JACKSON, TX — After nearly nine days without a fully functioning toilet, the crew of NASA’s Artemis II…