Category: Babylon Bee

    SILVER SPRING, MD — The National Association of Dogs issued a formal declaration Thursday confirming that they, as a…

    U.S. — A federal judge ordered the release of Jeffrey Epstein’s purported suicide note, which oddly appears to have…

    The internet has been abuzz once again about the dueling claims and court cases between actress Blake Lively and…

    MOBILE, AL — Local underperforming Christian Jason Bingham continued his lukewarm ways today, settling for attending the Third Baptist…

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With less than six months to go before residents vote to elect the state’s next…

    SOUTH CARIBBEAN — A couple trapped on a hantavirus-infected cruise ship reportedly have declined to be rescued by a…

    MONTEREY PARK, CA — A heated debated between the candidates for governor of California descended into mayhem last night…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark decision to compensate for what was described as “mistreatment” he suffered in jail,…

    President Donald Trump announced this week that he was reinstating the Presidential Fitness Test to evaluate the physical health…

    EAST OF EDEN — After discovering the horrific murder of their son Abel, Adam and Eve sat down to…