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10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents

FinnFebruary 4, 2026

    Our current society can have trouble showing acceptance — especially to conservatives. If you’re a young conservative who has…

Babylon Bee

‘The Injuns Are A-Comin!’ Cries Billie Eilish Loading Musket To Defend Home From Tribe Of Redskins

FinnFebruary 4, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — According to sources, American singer-songwriter Billie Eilish successfully defended her land from members of the…

Babylon Bee

Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY’VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE

FinnFebruary 4, 2026

    REDMOND, WA — Peaceful social justice leaders have come to the world of Minecraft to educate gamers about peaceful…

Babylon Bee

‘UNO: Even More Brutal Edition’ Comes With Card That SWATs Your Family Members And Has Them Arrested On False Charges

FinnFebruary 4, 2026

    U.S. — Mattel has announced the release of “Uno: Even More Brutal Edition” which will include cards that SWAT…

Babylon Bee

Suspicious: Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53

FinnFebruary 4, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by…

Babylon Bee

Awesome New Streaming Service Records Movie Streams Onto Cool Shiny Discs And You Can Buy Them And Own Them Forever

FinnFebruary 3, 2026

    U.S. — Entertainment fanatics will soon have something revolutionary to look forward to, as an awesome new streaming service…

Babylon Bee

Stupid Kid In ‘Hakuna Matata’ Shirt Doesn’t Know The Film Ultimately Repudiates The Song’s Message As Simba Realizes He Must Fulfill His Role In The Natural Order To End The Chaos And Suffering Caused By His Hedonistic Pursuit Of Pleasure

FinnFebruary 3, 2026

    ANAHEIM, CA — A stupid kid visiting Disneyland in a “Hakuna Matata” shirt didn’t seem to realize that, in…

Babylon Bee

Man Horrified To Learn ICE Has Permanent Presence At His Hotel

FinnFebruary 3, 2026

    SALEM, OR — A hotel guest caused quite the stir at a local Holiday Inn Express this week after…

Babylon Bee

Hollywood Confused As Guy Keeps Saying ‘Jesus’ But Does Not Appear To Be Using It As A Curse Word

FinnFebruary 3, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — The entertainment industry was sent abuzz over the weekend after a guy at the Grammys…

Babylon Bee

Peter Dinklage Receives Little Praise After Taking Short Time To Recite Small Poem

FinnFebruary 2, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Actor Peter Dinklage was reportedly a wee bit annoyed and expressed slight disappointment that he…

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