Category: Babylon Bee

    U.S. – After defeating Canada at the only thing it was supposedly good at, the entire territory of Canada…

    UTAH — A black man was seen in Utah today, obviously lost.   UTAH — A black man was seen…

    Investigative journalist James O’Keefe, famous for going undercover to source his groundbreaking stories, has built a legendary reputation as…

    CORTINA D’AMPEZZO — The gold medal hopes of one pair of U.S. athletes were dashed this week, as the…

    SAN DIEGO, CA — During a routine traffic stop, a California truck driver with a valid Class A driver’s…

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom’s presidential prospects tanked sharply this week after the nation finally realized he was…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a ruling stripping him of his ability to impose emergency tariffs, a visibly furious President…

    MILANO — One of the world’s most infamous supervillains announced plans to unleash years of pent-up frustration on the…

    TORRANCE, CA — Jeremy Fales, a local marketer for a Fortune 500 company, reportedly had an epiphany on Thursday…

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion budget gap, marking the first time in…