Uh Oh: Trump Nominates Unknown Spanish Economist Ronaldo Paulino As Fed Chair
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise choice to succeed Jerome Powell when his term expired in the spring, President…
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Chilling: If They Can Arrest Don Lemon For Something As Simple As Breaking The Law, Imagine What They Can Do To You
America woke up this morning to the chilling news that journalist Don Lemon had been arrested by the Department…
12 Most Insidious Secret Jewish Plots Revealed
Everyone knows by now that the Jews are behind everything that happens in the world, but there are far…
Bruce Springsteen Threatens To Keep Releasing Songs Until Deportations Stop
COLTS NECK, NJ — After putting out a new song titled “Streets of Minneapolis” as a show of support…
Checkmate: Trump Announces He Has His Own Doomsday Clock And It’s Infinity Seconds To Midnight
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists revealing that they had officially moved the Doomsday Clock to…
10 Secrets To Looking And Feeling Younger
Everyone is looking for ways to slow the aging process these days, but does anything actually work? A few…
Trump Tells Iran If They Don’t Stop Slaughtering Protesters He’s Going To Start Counting To Five
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions between the United States and Iran continued to reach new levels, as President Donald Trump…
Promises Kept: Here Are The 9 Biggest Accomplishments Of The Republican Congress
Now over a year into the new congressional term and moving toward the midterms, the Republican-controlled U.S. Congress has…
Liberal Women Frantically Refreshing Instagram To See What They Should Be Mad About Next
U.S. — Liberal women across the U.S. spent the day feverishly refreshing their Instagram feed to see what they…
‘Just Complete This 50 Page Questionnaire,’ Says Hospital Clerk To Man With Axe Embedded In Skull
TOPEKA, KS — A kindly hospital clerk asked local man Jonathan Arnold to please fill out the brief 50-page…