L.A. Residents Face Tough Decision Whether To Elect Communist Or Communist
LOS ANGELES, CA — Following last week’s primary elections, L.A. residents now face a difficult choice in the general…
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Karmelo Kicking Himself For Not Converting To Islam And Stabbing Someone In The UK Instead
MCKINNEY, TX — Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree…
Top 10 Coolest Spiritual Gifts
On the Day of Pentecost, the apostles were imbued with power from on high that manifested as gifts of…
Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
California Officials Pleased With Voter Turnout Of 250 Percent
LOS ANGELES, CA — Officials in California hailed the historic number of ballots cast in the state’s primaries, proudly…
Bad Sign? Big Mac Now Listed As ‘Market Price’
CHICAGO, IL — The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed on Tuesday that America may be heading into a…
Los Angeles Officials Warn It May Take Several Weeks To Tally Up Goals From World Cup Matches
LOS ANGELES, CA — With several World Cup matches scheduled to be played at SoFi Stadium, Los Angeles officials…
Playskool Introduces ‘My First Hobo Camp’ For California Children
U.S. — Toy manufacturer Playskool unveiled its latest educational playset this week called “My First Hobo Camp”, with the…
California Reminds Voters There Are Just 30 Days Left To Vote In Last Tuesday’s Election
LOS ANGELES, CA — California election officials reminded voters over the weekend that there are just 30 days left…
L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes
LOS ANGELES, CA — After the latest ballot drop, Los Angeles officials released an updated vote tally showing candidate…